Being the third whitest person in Canada, The Mayor feels the pain of this sunburned cockasian. That’s what you call white people, apparently. Cockasians. That’s how the coppers describe a suspect when they are white. “One Adam 12, be on the look-out for a male, cockasian, between 25-30 years old, brown hair, blue eyes. Last seen buring a koran.”
Haha, stupid cockasian.