Leif Garrett has been sentenced to a court-ordered drug treatment program after pleading no contest to heroin possession:
Former teen heartthrob Leif (LAYF) Garrett has pleaded no contest to heroin possession in Los Angeles and will enter a drug rehab program.
The 48-year-old actor-singer entered the plea Friday in Los Angeles and was sentenced to a court-ordered drug treatment program.
Garrett was arrested in February after authorities found him carrying heroin in a Los Angeles subway station.
The Mayor remembers Leif Garrett not so much because of his acting and singing career in the late 70’s and early 80’s, but because at the time, The Mayor was dating a girl who absolutely adored Leif. She was gaga over him, sang every ripped off song he sang, watched every show he was in, and had his picture up on her bedroom wall. Every time Garrett’s face showed up on TV she would get all flustered and her eyes would go as round as saucers. She loved him. I betcha she would have died for him.
Well how about now? Would you still die for him? Would you pull the dirty needle from his diseased arm and shove it into your ocular cavity if it would save his life? How about that, saucer eyes? There’s his picture right there, are you flustered? Well, are you???!!! Answer me, bitch!
~Breathe in, breathe out~ Serendipity now, serendipity now.
I shouldn’t be too hard on my ex-girlfriend, we’ve all had crushes on celebrities at some point in our lives. The Mayor remembers he use to have a crush on a very young and very hot Pam Anderson. But times change and we all move along. As for me, well, I went on to become The Mayor of the 49th fastest growing community in NE Durham Region, Ontario, Canada, North America, The World, The Universe; and as for Pam? Well, we all know what became of her.