Now that Wasn’t That A Party Week has come to a close, let’s look back and see what we learned. For The Mayor, he learned that any great party ends with someone being urinated upon. However, if you want to have an unforgetable party, always involve a midget in some capacity. In case you’re unable to source out a midget for your next party, may I suggest Rent A Midget. Over 700 locations across the country to serve you.
And this concludes Wasn’t That A Party Week. Sure, we’re no better for it, and when you think about it we’re probably worse off in some ways; but we had a few laughs, made some friends and important business contacts, and possibly found love. And that’s what it is all about, my friends, it’s all about the love.
No get out of here and have yourself the bestest day possible.