And here’s Maria Shriver paying homage to her Irish roots by slowly turning into a potato.
It’s hard for The Mayor to believe that there’s actually someone in this world that’s aging worse than Arnold Schwarzenegger, but lo and behold, there’s Maria Shriver. Every time The Mayor see’s a recent picture of Maria Shriver, it reminds him with a ferocity of a hundred thousand million hungry alley cats, that Irish women age miserably. It’s painful for The Mayor to admit that, having an Irish backgrounds and all, but to deny it would make The Mayor a damn hypocrite.
But there you have it. Patriot’s by 12.