Archive for the ‘Pictures’ Category

Name The Planet

Tuesday, January 1st, 2013

The Mayor was able to identify four of the six. The top left is planet Plateatorium, the one beside it is Porcelainius, the bottom right is Earthenwaredroid, while the one beside that is no other than Pluto.

Pluto isn’t a planet any more? Hahaha, then that was a trick quiz.

What a cheeky monkey!

If You’re Happy And You Know It

Sunday, December 16th, 2012

But only crap them if you’re happy and you know it and you REALLY want to show it.

Ministry of Re-Adjustment

Tuesday, December 11th, 2012

Or, you could just buy a properly fitted suit.

Ta daaaaaaaaa!

Mila Kunis Without Makeup

Sunday, December 9th, 2012

And this is Mila Kunis WITH makeup. And so is this. And this.

Makeup is a game-changer. There is no doubt about that one bit. Without makeup, Mila Kunis looks like your ordinary hairy East European broad. With makeup, she looks less like an ordinary hairy East European broad.

Either way, if you ever have a say about it, try to get your woman to slap some makeup on her face. It can’t hurt, it can only help, and any woman that says she has a natural look, most likely has a mustache and a face like a can of crushed assholes.

TTC – The Better Way

Thursday, December 6th, 2012

If this isn’t reason enough to always keep a small bottle of hand sanitizer in your pocket, The Mayor isn’t sure what is. Mind you, it’s also one of the many reasons to keep a bottle of mace, brass knuckles, and sharpened elbows handy as well.

Possibly Racist

Wednesday, December 5th, 2012

Now THAT’S something The Mayor would watch. Right up until the time when the human asks the ape, “And how did that make you feel?” Then it’s right back to watching Duck Dynasty.

Stay Off Her Lawn

Tuesday, December 4th, 2012

The Mayor first entitled this award-winning post, “Stay Off HIS Lawn”, but upon further reflection, the creature in the chair is wearing a skirt, or a tablecloth, or a boat sail. Either way, The Mayor smells a Pulitzer in his future.

~Swoon~

iHitler

Monday, December 3rd, 2012

The Mayor isn’t sure how much more proof you need to prove the authenticity of this picture?

Hell, The Mayor even has a picture of iHitler sporting duck lips. He’ll post that for you one day, if you’re good.

It’s Funny Cuz He’s Blind

Thursday, November 29th, 2012

Also funny is that little white dude in the bottom left corner of the picture. He’s not blind or anything, but he’s still funny.

Your Sponsorship Isn’t Needed

Monday, November 26th, 2012

That’s much better news. Now The Mayor can save $1.25 a day, or about the price of a cup of coffee.

Piece Of Art Or Piece Of Shit?

Monday, November 26th, 2012

“Honey Boo Boo Rendered in Trash” is today’s Piece of Art or Piece of Shit? candidate.

Not since The Mayor first laid his eyes on Dog’s Playing Poker has he been so impressed with an artistic piece of work. The detail, the broad garbage strokes, the eye to detail – this is the real thing, yo!

If you are not familiar with the real life Honey Boo Boo, then God (any God but the Christian God) has spared your soul. And eyes. And heart. However, if you are familiar with her/it, then you know rendering her in garbage couldn’t be more apropos.

You know what The Mayor thinks, but the question remains – what do you think?

Piece of Art or Piece of Shit?

We Care

Saturday, November 24th, 2012

The Mayor despises people who don’t have multiple ribbons on their vehicles. Why do they hate so much? The Mayor has so many ribbons on his giant SUV that you would think it was a Christmas tree barrelling down the street.