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Makeup is a game-changer. There is no doubt about that one bit. Without makeup, Mila Kunis looks like your ordinary hairy East European broad. With makeup, she looks less like an ordinary hairy East European broad.
Either way, if you ever have a say about it, try to get your woman to slap some makeup on her face. It can’t hurt, it can only help, and any woman that says she has a natural look, most likely has a mustache and a face like a can of crushed assholes.
“Honey Boo Boo Rendered in Trash” is today’s Piece of Art or Piece of Shit? candidate.
Not since The Mayor first laid his eyes on Dog’s Playing Poker has he been so impressed with an artistic piece of work. The detail, the broad garbage strokes, the eye to detail – this is the real thing, yo!
If you are not familiar with the real life Honey Boo Boo, then God (any God but the Christian God) has spared your soul. And eyes. And heart. However, if you are familiar with her/it, then you know rendering her in garbage couldn’t be more apropos.
You know what The Mayor thinks, but the question remains – what do you think?
Piece of Art or Piece of Shit?