Archive for the ‘Possibly racist’ Category

Possibly Racist

Wednesday, December 5th, 2012

Now THAT’S something The Mayor would watch. Right up until the time when the human asks the ape, “And how did that make you feel?” Then it’s right back to watching Duck Dynasty.

Possibly Racist

Wednesday, September 12th, 2012

The Mayor is sure that once Richard realizes that his property values went went up due to the mass, unchecked waves of immigration to hit his area, he’ll change his view quick-smart. If not, there’s a re-education camp opening up in the Greater Hazelton area later this month, and The Mayor has a sneaking suspicion he’ll be one of the first *invited* to it.

Remember, Richard – diversity makes for a rich tapestry and we MUST understand that all the threads of the tapestry are equal in value no matter what their colour.

Possibly Racist

Tuesday, August 28th, 2012

For a minute, The Mayor thought this was slam-dunk racist. Then The Mayor looked upward and saw that the young lady was of the Oriental persuasion, which immediately null and voided any possible discussion that the subject could possibly have any racist thoughts, leanings, or racist tenancies.

It must be great not being white.

Possibly Racist

Friday, August 10th, 2012

The Mayor would say this isn’t racist in the least. Cotton balls under a sign for black history month is just a coincidence and nothing more. However, had Walgreen’s decided to hang slices of watermelon or fried chicken under that sign, The Mayor would have to reconsider whether Walgreen’s made an innocent mistake, or whether they’re mere minutes away from mass lynchings in their parking lot.

Possibly Racist

Wednesday, July 25th, 2012

The Mayor has seen a lot of amazing magic tricks in his time, but the one he loves the most is the floating police jacket. Should The Mayor pull his car over? Will he get an imaginary ticket by the floating jacket? Suck an ass, Penn & Teller.

Possibly Racist

Monday, June 25th, 2012

Calling Al Sharpton. Calling Al Sharpton. Al Sharpton, pick up the phone!

Does He Wear A Hoodie?

Sunday, April 1st, 2012

It upsets The Mayor that the biased, right-winged media didn’t post a picture of Quindarious when he was a 12 year old boy, instead of this picture of Quindarious when he was….ahhhhh, errrr, you mean this IS a picture of him when he was 12? It doesn’t matter. Quinadarious is obviously still reeling from the effects of colonialism in Africa.

Possibly Racist

Wednesday, January 18th, 2012

And who do we have to thank for slave roller coaster? Jim Crow.


Possibly Racist

Monday, January 2nd, 2012

A while back, The Mayor posted the news that many Dirty Bird (KFC) ”restaurants” were closing down. About 1 second after The Mayor posted the news, he completely forgot about it. Well, last week The Mayor pulled up to a red light in some craptastic small Ontario town, and happened to look out the passenger window and saw a man and a woman pounding their fists on an obviously closed Dirty Bird. For about 10 seconds they pounded the door, and then they started kicking it. They were obviously very upset that the Dirty Bird had closed its doors. It’s like, hey, if you miss the taste of Dirty Bird that much, go stick a rat in a greasy box and then slop a pound of Bean Medley on top of it. Same taste, same texture, same smell.

Possibly Racist

Monday, December 19th, 2011

The Mayor is quite sure that the African Clamerican’s will have something to say about this.

Possibly Anti Semitic

Saturday, November 26th, 2011

Boy, that is totally offensive. How dare he/she make crude jokes about the Hide & Seek Champion from 1942 – 1944?

Bad taste, and The Mayor feels terrible about it.

Possibly Racist

Wednesday, November 2nd, 2011

Man, dat chicken sho do look gooood.

That kid sure does look happy. It’s wonderful to see a child that happy. The only time a child that age is any happier is when they’re sitting in their own shit. Maybe that kid just hit the trifecta – chicken, watermelon and a diaper full of doody.