Archive for the ‘Questions’ Category

Riddle Me This

Wednesday, February 8th, 2012

Wow, talk about simple. It’s as obvious as the giant nose on Sarah Jessica Parker’s equine face. The Mayor immediately figured this riddle out, and would tell you what it is, but he’s interested in seeing what you came up with. That’s right. He wants to see what you come up with. Because he knows the answer. Cuz it’s so easy. Sarah Jessica Parker’s equine face. Boobies.

Question…

Tuesday, January 4th, 2011

What does The Mayor & Alfred Hitchcock have in common?

Question Corner

Saturday, July 24th, 2010

If The Mayor had more time he’d be able to answer all these questions. But being The Mayor of the 49th fastest growing community in NE Durham Region, Ontario, Canada, North America, The World, The UNIVERSE tends to eat into any extra time I might have. Which is none. I’m not kidding. I’m very busy. Probably because I’m a very important person.

Therefore, whenever I get questions sent to me, I will refer them to you; the brilliant, magnificent and masterly constituents of Mitchieville.

Starting now.

Japan Has It’s Share Of Nutrooters

Wednesday, May 26th, 2010

With friends like these…

From a poll taken at Japan Today.

**Thanks to Ka-Ching! for pointing this out

El Mayoro Perfecto

Tuesday, May 25th, 2010

I posted a news/political quiz not long ago, and although this isn’t the same quiz, a few of the questions are eerily familiar. Yes, “eerily familiar.”

I hope I didn’t spook you, I know you get scared rather easily.

The Mayor went 12/12, what doth you geteth?

You can find the quiz here

Supreme Court Diversity

Tuesday, May 11th, 2010

From Ka-Ching:

SUPREME COURT DIVERSITY MY ASS: Here, then, is the line-up of the current Court, with nominee Kagan penciled in, with their colleges, law schools, religious background, and region of residence listed

This doesn’t mean there isn’t any diversity. For instance, 3 of the six Catholics on the list prefer Chunky Monkey ice cream where as the other 3 Catholics like Rocky Road more. I heard one of the Jews on the list doesn’t even LIKE ice cream.

Where is the Protestant representation? Hahaha, he’s writing this post, silly.

Catholic or Jew, Harvard or Yale, NE or NE, we are different because we are the same. Or something like that.

BTW – Presbyterians need not apply.

Weekly Standard: The Diversity Scam and the Supreme Court

Test Your News IQ

Tuesday, February 16th, 2010

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And do you know why The Mayor got 12/12 on this quiz? Because the questions were incredibly easy Because he happens to have his pulse on all things newsarific. You could do worse than living vicariously through me. MUCH worse.

Take the quiz by clicking your mouse button on this here link

If You Had To Choose A Rap Name…

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009

What would it be?

As for me? I’d be Pappa Wheelie.