Archive for the ‘Rene Zelweger’ Category
Any talk concerning Rene Zellweger the last few months always seems to come back to the same thing–how much weight she has lost. Judging by the picture above, I’m sure there are quite a few of you that would say she looks perfectly acceptable as a larger woman. Perhaps you might even use the phrase that you would *tap* and or *hit* it. Some of you may look at those pictures and say that you prefer the skinny Rene, the larger sized Rene just doesn’t do anything for you. Fair enough.
However, one thing no one can get over, and I mean NO ONE, is the fact that her face resembles something that came off on the losing end of an axe fight. Although her face looks somewhat better in her skinny picture, it’s only because the picture is out of focus, or you’re out of focus, or high, or whatever. Point is, she should wear a burka and stop scaring me.
I remember when the first Bridget Jones movie came out and various people would say to me, “Man, that Rene Zellweger sure is a cute one, eh?” And I would look at that person and instantly deduce that they have absolutely no taste. I never thought this Zellweger unit was good looking, not even mildly cute. This picture has reinforced my correct notion. Not only does Rene Zellweger have a face like your typical cheese eating rat, she has shoulders like a starting linebacker for a college football team. Rat-faced, linebacker shouldered, anorexic, crooked standing midget. Ya, that’s cute all right.