It’s not every day you see a picture of Rod Stewart out walking with a giraffe, but here it is and you are now part of a historic moment. I’m not sure if Penny Lancaster is Stewart’s wife or girlfriend or just a friend, but one thing I know is that she scares the living shit out of me. I think that really tall girls scare me because I tend to look at them in scale. For instance, Penny Lancaster has a head the size of a weather balloon. Her feet are as wide as shoe boxes and her hands are slightly bigger than hockey gloves. Therefore, it’s pretty safe to assume that her love opening is probably the size of a front loading-washing machine. And out of all the appliances that can give you any satisfaction, a front-loading washing machine isn’t one of them. Take my word for it, stick with a toaster, you’ll never go wrong.
The Drunken Stepfather supplied the picture…that was awfully good of him.