Archive for the ‘Set the Snake God’ Category

The Subversive Consumer

Friday, April 15th, 2011

I met up with the Subversive Consumer this last week. There was an angry frown on his face. He needed a no frownie brownie * but he has a job and cannot use the stress coping mechanisms of the tax spenders. They take samples of his urine at his workplace. The trades union movement in this country does nothing about this. They are too busy fighting for progressive causes, like safe injection sites at battered women’s shelters, to bother with worker’s rights. So, the subversive consumer is denied the dope he subsidizes in others. There is no pharmacist between him and pagan worship of the forest gods of anger. The Subversive Consumer has given me his permission to tell you that he worships Set, the Snake God. In a way, this is his testimony. It is also about stupid recycling regulations that harass the people like the Subversive Consumer. Choose wisely which metaphor to follow.

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Astrology and Hollywood

Friday, April 8th, 2011

Cate Blanchett, her destiny is written in the stars.

For full details, you will have to click to enlarge. We do not know Cate’s birth time, so we use noon, local time. Darling Cate has her Moon in a conjunction with Saturn, but separated across a sign boundary (Aries-Taurus). Her Sun is in Taurus as well. Cate wishes she was an old man, and is frustrated when she is treated as a woman. Ergo, a feminist. Cate wants to be a medieval baron. What could be more liberating than that? Knowing this, you can see this old man trapped in a woman’s body when she appears in that Robin Hood flick, with the puffy faced Robin.

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Another Point of View

Monday, February 14th, 2011

The real festival of the Aquarians is not Valentines day, as proposed by Fenris in his post Valentines Day rituals, but Groundhog day. Fenris is wrong, and I, Sargon the Magnificent, am right.

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The Groundhog Day Rituals

Thursday, February 3rd, 2011

Some things in our culture are not really Christian, but pagan residue, hidden like a copy of Playboy in a stack of Bibles. Asking an animal to channel a spirit to answer questions about the weather is not a Christian thing to do. Paul of Tarsus would not approve. But that apostle is in dishonor. He hates fags. But if his fag hatred is in disfavor, so too are his warnings and directions.

You can walk with the followers of Simon bar Jesus: Go you sinners: make your pagan ceremony with the groundhog, that golden calf for the Month of February

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Chinese Chicken

Tuesday, December 21st, 2010

To be an activist, frees you from morality. Just tell them what they want to hear, and carry on with your bitch beating, gun running, slaving, or telemarketing. Look at Julian Assange. Having sex with a woman without her consent is rape, is it not? Learnt that in queer appreciation in math class in the Toronto High School system. But Assange is not Rush Limbaugh. They have to make stuff up about Rush; with Assange, they ignore. Now, how does a wise investor take advantage of that, so as to grow the economy and make Obama look good? With that one end, all means are justified: but which is do-able, with no long term commitment of personal capital? Me, I have decided to sell meat in the black market.

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Reading the Omens

Monday, December 20th, 2010

Around this time every year, I like to read the omens. It is part of my culture, and my contribution to diversity. And this year is something special: we have Federal government funding to fund proselytizing. I have submitted my resume to the Mayor to start a telemarketing operation to bring the wisdom of Set, the Snake God to your home or basement altar room. This is good news for those that want to see a revival of a post Christian Pagan state religion. Christians are bad. Set, the Snake God is un-Christian; Set, the Snake God is good.

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Post Christian Pagan Orange and Black Day

Sunday, October 31st, 2010

What does Halloween mean to you? Well, Canada is no longer a Christian country, so it now falls on the post Christian Pagan Canadians to define the moment. Post Christian Pagan Canadians are victims, who have suffered under paganophobic persecution. Reparations are called for. Community centers must be built, and places of worship and sacrifice constructed of the finest building materials, the best timber, the finest aggregates. But that is in the future, for now, the followers of Set, the Snake God, are content to celebrate with burnt offerings, invoking spirits, and casting their enemies into the jaws of river reptiles. As a consciousness raising exercise, let me share a few anecdotes about Halloween.

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Set, the Snake God and Tiny Tot Toys and Munitions

Thursday, October 28th, 2010

It is not a long story, but it is dear to my heart: The generous mutual respect of Church and Industry, a veritable Military Industrial Complex and State Religion, but without the meddling State. Of course, that forward thinking faith is that of Set, the Snake God; the Industry is Mitchieville’s number one employer: Tiny Tot Toys and Munitions * * * . A role model for the future, a future filled with Industrial Feudalism. Set, the Snake God is the most efficient state religion of an Industrial state. You know this is true. Why do you resist? Shall you be customer, chef, or side dish? Many of your neighbours have already come over to Set, the Snake God. Now they have money, sex, drugs, and power. But there is more pie for you, just waiting for you to gobble down. The State has no business in your business. You are only constrained by the property rights of others, not the ability challenged tax spenders. Let Set, the Snake God unleash Darwinian forces against these taxspenders.

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Mad Mike’s Book Store

Saturday, October 23rd, 2010

My buddy Mad Mike * has a book store. Everyone who knows him, which is quite a few, call this place Mad Mikes Book Store. Mad Mike is a pretty mellow guy; he is not filled with rage, as so many mercenaries are. He likes a big dinner, beer, and women in latex catsuits. But then I mentioned Margaret Atwood *, and his face contorted in rage, like a free born British yeoman being told about Ship Money *.

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Astrology and The Doom that Awaits You

Thursday, October 21st, 2010

So what is today in Astrology?

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Looking For A Few Good Men

Saturday, October 16th, 2010

Due to a high early male mortality rate, the country of Latvia is facing a man shortage. On the opposite side of the equation, the Latvian man shortage has also spawned a horny female surplus (the horny part The Mayor added, but I’m sure it must be true):

While more boys are born in Latvia than girls, the balance shifts dramatically in adulthood.

A high early male mortality rate means that there are 8% more women than men in the country.

And by the time women want to settle down, men are dying younger and are four times more likely to commit suicide.

“The first time the gender imbalance appears is between 30 and 40,” Baiba explains.

“In this age group the mortality for men is three times higher than the same age group for women.”

“Car driving, alcoholism and accidents in the workplace are mainly riskier for men than for women,” she adds.

The reasons why Latvian men are dying out at a higher rate than their female counterparts doesn’t matter.The point here is there is a glut of Latvian women who need our help.

Ever the humanitarian, Dmorris asked The Mayor to “organize an excursion of Mitchieville studs to go over and investigate this tragedy.”

What a fine idea that is.

Seeing as that I am The Mayor of the peoples, I am calling on all the able and non-able bodied men of Mitchieville to help our Latvian sisters out.

The Mayor has arranged transportation to Latvia that will be leaving Mitchieville airport (yes, we have an airport) at 11am Monday.

Many of you might be wondering what a typical Latvian woman looks like – are they mostly tall, short, fat, skinny, hairy? Yes, yes they are.

In order to help answer these questions, The Mayor has organized typical groups of Latvian women into tranches, much like the too-big-to-fail-banks organized mortgage backed securities.

Diamond Fund

Gold Fund

Silver Fund

Bronze Fund

Septic Tank Fund

The cost to *invest* in these funds range from $6995.00 + hotel for the Diamond fund, to as little as $14.95 for the Septic Tank Fund. Visa, MC and Amex accepted.

The time to step up is now. Fenris has already booked a flight and has been in Latvia for two days now. He emailed The Mayor this morning; exhausted and barely able to dspeak, he is doing everything in his power to make a difference. As a matter of fact, Fenris told me he made a difference four times last night and once this morning. Fenris cares. So should you.

Hungry Sales Wolf

Thursday, August 26th, 2010

Unleash the powers of your inner Hungry Sales Wolf.

Take a moment to prepare yourself for perfection.
Put your mind at rest. Let yourself wander to a place of sanctuary. Your stronghold *

Use this video to closely identify yourself with the supernatural forces, powers, agents, and intelligences of the mighty German Empire. They are yours to command. Meditate upon the symbol shown, as you would a Tarot trump. You may wish to compare different trumps, looking for similarities, differences, repetition, intensity, and patterns.

As you go about your day, Hungry Sales Wolf, ask yourself, what mighty work shall you accomplish, or shall you merely crush J-walkers, slow drivers, and bus farters?