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Easy Like Sunday Morning

Sunday, November 6th, 2011

The Mayor pulled this picture of Sharon Stone from a post he didn’t bookmark. So no link. Not that you really care. But the author of the post claimed this is Sharon Stone sans make-up. The Mayor on the other hand thinks not.

The Mayor isn’t denying the 53 year old Sharon Stone looks great in this picture, as she certainly does. But if you got a blast from the make-up shotgun, had tons of radical reconstruction plastic surgery, and got to laze around all day at spa’s and whatnot, The Mayor is sure your buddies wouldn’t be so quick to apply that “Lumpy” nickname they gave you 23 years ago.

The Mayor has cataloged what the real Sharon Stone looks like time and time again. And it aint good.

However, since Easy Like Sunday Morning is suppose to be a feature to put you at peace and ease, it wouldn’t be right to end this post with those two pictures. Instead,  The Mayor will leave you with a picture he’s sure everyone can agree brings peace and happiness to even the darkest heart.

The progressive hire

Friday, October 1st, 2010

The Mayor is out today. Fenris has not been in this week. They left me written instructions about some stuff I was supposed to do. The wrote it down, after they told me verbally what to do. I lost the paper, and I forget what they told me.

I was sitting around the office, with nothing to do. I got my lunch. Somehow, I spilt a can of Cola (Root Beer, actually), all over the Mayors keyboard.

I guess nobody will notice. My hands got all sticky. Now I gotta go home early to wash up.

I, ikthis, a oppressed victim of injustice, wrote this.

Is this Goth, or not?

Friday, October 1st, 2010

The Mayor is at an important meeting this morning, and he told me to post something. He left written instructions to remind me of the verbal instructions that he gave me before he left for his important meeting.

I cannot find his written instructions, and I cannot remember what he told me to do. I was able to get through to the Diversity Help Desk, where they have me on hold. They do not speak English, anyway.

So, here is a picture of one of my co-workers. His name is Coolio, after his favorite musical artist. He has decided to ‘go Goth’, whatever that means.

Can you identify the Five Fashion points that you must have to be considered Goth?

I, ikthis, oppressed victim of endemic institutional racism, wrote this.

Maxine McKew Does A Sharon Stone

Thursday, December 13th, 2007

Canberra Times editor Mark Baker is standing by his decision to run this picture of Labour MP Maxine McKew talking to John Howard. The picture has received a few dozen complaints, or as Mark Baker describes it, an “extraordinary response”. Wow, 20 complaints, how extraordinary.

I’m not sure I even know why people are upset about this picture. All I see is a woman in a short dress laughing. Big deal.

Anyway, I’m going to cut this post short, all of a sudden I have a craving for a beefy taco.

She’s got legs

If you like what you’ve seen so far have a look at Save The Planet – Tax Babies or Jodie Foster Is Gay, And I Like Sandwiches

Sharon Stone Will Not Be Attending Blogfest

Tuesday, July 3rd, 2007

It’s true, I was thinking about inviting her, but it looks like she’s been doing too much partying as it is. Although Sharon Stone, that hag, will not be attending this year, Bruce from Autonomous Source, will be making the trip all the way from Quebec. What a freaking trooper, I’m stunned by that, although I shouldn’t be, Blogfest is the place to be, this Saturday at The Manor, 6 pm.

My Campaign Manager, Chris Strange and GIGC will be in attendance, as will the gang from The London Fog, who, BTW, have a snazzy new looking site, go have a boo. Ian from Ianism will be there. I’m glad Ian is going to show up, he sent me an email yesterday that warmed the cockles, and sub-cockles of my irregularly beating heart. We have some catching up to do, Irish decendant to Irish decendant.

It looks as though Sharon Stone was in one of those freaky pie throwing contests, but where as she was throwing pies at people, everyone else was throwing bags of hammers at her. She’s not getting into the party, I’ll have security throw her ugly ass out.

Fenris and Sargon, Reg and Trav, TLDG and myself will also be in attendance. Remember, there’s plenty of room, so plan on staying over. There will be tons of food, entertainment, prizes–yes, prizes–games, Blogfest will rock your world. Oh yes, it certainly will.

As for Sharon Stone? Life hasn’t just tossed her a curveball in the looks department, life has beaned her and beaned her hard.

Anyway, this Saturday, 6 pm, email The Mayor for directions, mitchieville at (replace *at* with @).

Sharon Stone–Cover That Shit Up

Thursday, May 24th, 2007

I know that some of you are looking at this picture of Sharon Stones ass and saying that it’s really not that bad for a woman of 50. There are five possible reasons for this: 1) You’re 80 years old and you have suffered from debilitating cataracts for over a decade. 2) Herpe and maggot filled elderly bums are your fetish, there is no harm in that. 3) You live in your parents basement and anything that is alive *Above ground* looks pretty good right about now. 4) Compared to yourself, it probably is pretty good. 5) It brings back fond memories of your ironing board.

Thank to IDLYITW for the pic…ya, thanks alot

Sharon Stone: Mother of the Year

Wednesday, April 5th, 2006

I know I have posted too much about Sharon Stone recently, she really doesn’t deserve a second of my time, but she’s turning out to be such an easy target that I can’t help it.

This time, Sharon gives us a really great *Baby momma of the Year* performance:

THERE’S a good reason why Sharon Stone had a first-class seat last Friday flying from New York to Los Angeles while her 9-month-old son, Laird, sat in coach with his nanny. “First class was sold out,” a spokeswoman explained. “She tried to get them seats in first class but couldn’t, and she didn’t want them on a separate plane.”

Stone – whose “Basic Instinct 2″ was savaged by critics and grossed a paltry $3.2 million its opening weekend – did venture back among the hoi polloi to visit her tot and to tell the nanny to keep him in his seat, for safety’s sake, even if he wailed – which he did.

“I’m taking first class, shut that kid the hell up, and where’s my Evian and extra fluffy pillow, you stupid bitch”. Wow, what a class act.

I suppose Sharon wants to get in a few final rides in first class, seeing as she’ll be riding coach very soon. It must be a difficult time in her life, discovering that men won’t shell out $12 to get a quick beaver shot from her aged lady lump. That has to be tough on the psyche.

Make way for *the star*

Sharon Stone is Demanding

Tuesday, April 4th, 2006

Sharon Stone, who might not win Best Actress for Basic Instinct 2 (which, BTW, opened to 3.5 million bucks, slightly behind Vern Goes to Marineland), has quite a list of demands according to the evidence over at The Smoking Gun:

Stone’s assorted demands, from Pilates equipment and a $3500/week per diem to armed bodyguards and a prohibition against on-set cigar smoking. Along with a chauffeured car piloted by a non-smoking driver approved by Stone, the actress also demands a convertible sedan for personal use. Then there’s the three nannies, two assistants, cell phones, pagers, presidential suite, first-class travel (in the absence of a private jet), chef, and the deluxe motor home with air conditioning, heating, bed, private bathroom, shower, TV, VCR, refrigerator, telephone, stove, couch, stereo, and cellular fax machine. And, unless the items have been rented, Stone also gets to keep jewelry and wardrobe pieces worn during filming.

Attention Mitchievillian women: You might want to print out the 5 pages of demands Sharon has for the next time your boyfriend/husband calls you high maintenance.

I’m sure out of the three nannies that the good mother Sharon Stone asks for, 2 of them would be sex-education teachers. You know, seeing as she has no problem telling little girls to give blow jobs to their boyfriends instead of having sexual intercourse.

I’m not sure if that last part made any sense, but regardless, I stand by it.

Sharon Stone Drops Acid

Monday, March 27th, 2006

She must, what other explanation can she have for saying this?

“I think Hillary Clinton is fantastic. But I think it is too soon for her to run. “This may sound odd, but a woman should be past her sexuality when she runs. Hillary still has sexual power, and I don’t think people will accept that. It’s too threatening.”

The disgusting shit that’s dripping from the corner of the homeless guys mouth who hangs around the liquor store, has more sexual power than Hillary Clinton. Paris Hilton’s bloody, herpe infested underwear, has more sexual appeal than Hillary Clinton. The only thing that’s less sexually powerful than Hillary Clinton, is the toilet paper that Hillary Clinton just used to wipe her disgusting ass with. And that’s only minimally less sexually powerful.

I’d rather have someone sew a rat into my anal cavity than look at Hillary Clinton. I’d rather let a Haitian hooker play my penis like a pan-flute than even think about Hillary Clinton’s *sexual power*. I’m pretty sure I can smell Hillary Clinton’s sexual power from Mitchieville, and I’m telling you, as God is my witness, it smells like a combination of Dorito chips and cabbage. I’d rather dip my penis in sugar and play whack-a-mole with fire ants than admit Hillary Clinton is even the least bit attractive.

Sharon Stone needs to be institutionalized. And after she’s been given her ticket to the nut-house, she needs to be forced to go down on Hillary Clinton’s sexual power after Hillary jogs 10 miles with a fur coat on in the middle of a Florida summer, finishes 400 deep knee bends, eats 3 burrito’s and two dozen eggs, and has watched midget porn.

That’ll teach her to talk stupid.

Care for a few more visuals?

Sharon Stoned

Monday, March 20th, 2006

It seems that the only time Sharon Stone makes any sense is when she has her legs open and her mouth shut, unfortunately, she kept her legs shut and her mouth open long enough to spit out these verbal pearls:

A peaceful co-existence between the peoples of the Middle East is but a breath away, Hollywood star Sharon Stone said after a highly publicized visit to Israel.

“And it really is just a breath. It’s just an agreement that’s just a breath.

“We are just that breath away from a peaceful co-existence,”

She’s making it impossible for me to enjoy breathing.

I suppose if I only had one breath left in my body, this is what I would say to Sharon Stone, “Shut your stupid mouth you dirty mud puddle, you know nothing”.

It’s good to be back

Sharon Stone Loves Peace

Wednesday, March 8th, 2006

Sharon Stone thinks she has come up with a unique way of solving the mid-east crisis:

“I would kiss just about anybody for peace in the Middle East,” she said, drawing laughter from a throng of Israeli reporters.

So sharon would kiss just about anybody

Stone playfully turned down calls to give Peres a peck on the cheek.


I kid, I’m sure that Sharon Stone isn’t a Jew hater. Maybe she just thinks that Jews have cooties.

Sharon keeps her mind opened and her legs closed. That’s a first!a>