Archive for the ‘She-Mullet’ Category

She-Mullet Week–Thursday Edition

Thursday, March 12th, 2009

What do you mean I can’t afford a penny?

I’ve posted this picture before, but I had to bring it back for She-Mullet Week. I swore that after I buried it in my backyard last year that I would never have to see it again. Well, like Freddy Kruger or Jason, the picture doesn’t seem to want to die. I need an exorcist.

She-Mullet Week–Wednesday Edition

Wednesday, March 11th, 2009

Here’s a solid double dose of she-mullet for ya. And I’m sure if you ever got tangled up with these two linebackers you would  get a double dose.

Booya.

She-Mullet Week–Tuesday Edition

Tuesday, March 10th, 2009

I’m pretty great at making assumptions, and the assumption that I can make from looking at this profile of today’s she-mullet, is that this broad could kick the living shit out of any of us. I’m not too proud to admit that this woman scares the crap out of me. And she should scare you too, if you knew what’s good for ya. 

Well, do you know what’s good for ya?

She-Mullet Week–Monday Edition

Monday, March 9th, 2009

Going from Jessica Simpson week to She-mullet week is like going from sipping champagne to guzzling urine. It’s like going from eating caviar to munching on kibble and bits. It’s like having sex with a hole in your mattress to having sex with the hole in a strangers mattress. Wait a second, that’s really not that different. Or is it? Hmmmm, mysteries abound this she-mullet week.