Archive for the ‘So bad it's good’ Category

Malaysian 777 Found

Friday, March 21st, 2014

Typically The Mayor would scoff at a story such as this, but the evidence is the evidence, and ya can’t beat the evidence.

Imagine, the 777 was hijacked by aliens. ISLAMIC alien hijackers, no doubt.

The Diarrhea Of Anne Frank’s Mouth

Friday, April 27th, 2012

Who woulda thunk Anne Frank had such a nasty mouth? Come to think of it, who woulda thunk Anne Frank had a Twitter account?

Oh My Goth, Shut Up

Tuesday, September 7th, 2010

That’s a pretty fair interpretation if you ask me. But where it says “melted ice cream streams down my wrist”, the Mayor would have put “thick gravy streams down my wrist”. Even so, we artists all think differently and I congratulate my fellow lyricist on his translation.

The Most Disgusting, Funniest Thread Ever

Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010

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You can easily spend 30 minutes of anti-productivity reading these very embarrassing, disgusting stories that begin with the blog author accidentally eating dog drool. Here’s an excerpt:

One time some friends were camping, and they were making a big pot of chili over the campfire after dark. When it was finished, and they were eating the chili, they kept wondering what special ingredient was causing that strange but pleasing crunchiness. They had never noticed that before.

The next morning when they were cleaning up they saw that hundreds of June-bugs had dive bombed into the chili.

I guarantee tears.