In his first round of golf since his divorce, and the best round he has shot all year, here is what Tiger Wood’s had to say:
“It feels good to be able to control my ball all day like this,” Woods said.
And that, my friends, ends the internet. Please exit quietly and orderly, and remember to turn off the light.
Goodnight.
As my father use to say, “fool me once, shame on you; fool me 18 times, shame on me”.
Funny that, it’s all true.
I like Mike Tyson. I see where he’s coming from. The thing I marvel at when it comes to Tyson is that HE knows he’s a mess, he’s the first to admit it. The thing that really struck me about him is what he said in an interview after the filming of Tyson. He told the interviewer that after he watched the movie for the second time, he understood why people were scared of him. He said he was scared of himself. He actually viewed himself as a monster.
He looked inside himself and detested what he saw. Not many people can do that, at least not many people can view themselves honestly.
Tyson is as interesting a human being as I’ve ever witnessed. For good or bad I’m still not sure, but now I can honestly say I like the guy. Heck, I think I actually even respect him.
**Thanks to Total Pro Sports
Their uniforms may say “Jays” on them, but they can’t fool me – those are the cheerleaders for the Winnipeg Blue Bombers.
Why the team took their star offensive end and put him in a cheerleader’s uniform is beyond me, but maybe, just maybe they’re going to use him for that special trick play they keep saying they’re going to run – “Fat daddy, chubby mommy, fumblerooski, Statue of Liberty, swinging gate on 2 on 2″.
Yes, I can see how the ref missed the cal in the England/Germany game the other day – the ball only crossed the line by a mere YARD.
It’s not like that would have tied the game and changed the momentum or anything. Yup, nothing like that at all.
England will get ‘em next time. FOUR YEARS from now.
You know, The Mayor wouldn’t be upset with some large scale soccer strafing. It’s just an idea, I thought I’d throw it out there for your general consumption.
Strafing.
Think about it.
**The Mayor’s GIF was pulled, but here’s an interesting one to take its place.
Consider this your morning cup of Victory Coffee.
Sure, this video is about soccer, somewhat, but it doesn’t involve watching 90 minutes of sludge, or listening to that horrible vuvuzela.
Have a pleasant day.
Man, I smell two community centres and a block of midnight basketball courts as reparation/compensation for this one.
**Sofa Pizza – again.
Is anyone in Mitchieville interested in the World Cup? Ya, me neither. What a completely useless sport soccer is. Sure, I understand if you grew up and your folks didn’t have any money, or you immigrated here from one of those terribly smelly countries, that you are probably interested in soccer, but as for The Mayor – I can’t wrap my head around any sport where there is absolutely NO ACTION EVER. EVA!!!
Nothing EVER happens in soccer. It’s like 90 minutes of watching fruity dudes who fall down a lot after nothing happened to them, chase a ball that they most likely won’t even try to score with, and then congratulate each other for doing ZIPPO. And then the game ends 0-0. Three shots on goal for one team and four for the other, and the announcer says, “what a thrilling and entertaining game”.
Plus, is there some sort of rule in soccer that if you want to play you have to have extremely greasy hair?
I know there will be some of you that are probably offended that The Mayor just insulted soccer. Think about how The Mayor feels for a second. I use to think you were cool. Now I hear you like watching greasy, fruity dudes who fall down a lot. Ya, feel my pain for a second. Unlike soccer players, I have actual, real pain.
**The Daily What provided the pic
Hey, it’s Hayden Panettiere kissing Lord Stanley’s Cup! From what I hear, it’s not the first time Hayden has had her lips wrapped around a bunch of hockey players at the same time. Actually, I can’t back that statement up factually.
It is ON. Who will win the vaunted Lord Stanley’s Cup, Philadelphia or Chicago?
Most people believe Chicago has this one in the bag, four and out. But is that the way it’s going to be, Mr Mayor? Will Chicago decimate the Flyers, yer Honour?
I appreciate the fact you have come to The Mayor for hockey guidance. This proves you ARE smarter than a fifth grader. Before I answer your silly questions, let’s first recap what happened in the previous series.
The Mayor predicted the Flyers would beat Montreal in 5 games. And that is EXACTLY what happened. And do you know why? Because of that classless a-hole, Maxim LaPerriere. He is a little puke and makes the entire Canadiens organization look bad. He is disrespectful and someone should explain to him that Montreal is an organization built on class, not on idiotic antics from C class players. Goof.
Anyway, Montreal got throttled, just the way The Mayor called it.
The Mayor called Chicago in 7, and Chicago took it in 4. Because they are great. And because Obama was a community organizer when he lived in Chicago.
Chicago is an absolutely amazing team, beautiful to watch, and they will be your 2009/2010 Stanley Cup champions. Chicago is a very sneaky team. They have a player named Byfuglien, yet his name is pronounced Buflin. They have the best player in the game, Toews, and his name is pronounced Taves. That’s very sneaky. You cannot beat that kind of sneaky.
I love Philly this year, they are a team of winners. They have heart and class and more heart and then some, but Chicago is freakin’ GREAT.
Gonna call this one Chicago in 5 (should be 6, but it’ll be 5).
I suggest each and every one of youze take out all your money from the bank and bet the whole wad on Chicago. Remortgage your house, borrow from your mother-in-law, or/and steal, rob, whatever. Get money and bet it. This is going down starting tonight at 7 pm.
Congratulations, Chicago, your Black Hawks are world beaters.
The Mayor welcomes outsider predictions. In other words, what say you?
If Fenris wasn’t at the BP head office in Toronto right now, protesting that company for the way they have raped momma earth, he would have posted Victory Coffee as he usually does. Fenris contacted The Mayor early this morning, asking if I would post something uplifting, something that would raise your spirits and make you a more productive worker. So I chose this video. It has neither of those qualities, but it made me giggle. In a manly way.
Fair warning, there is muffled cursing near the end of the video. If you are watching this video and are in church, turn down the sound.
**BTW – about the BP rig that exploded and is pouring oil into the GOM; the Obama administration actually issued BP a safety award for that rig last year and hardly ever inspected it. I know it didn’t have anything to do with the wads of cash BP gave the Obama campaign, but it’s fun to mention anyway.
