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Kiss This

Friday, February 10th, 2012

Are the various instructionals the Department of Education have been releasing lately freaking anyone else out?

When they release How To Insert A Mr Big Bar, that’s when The Mayor sends the youngin’s to private school.


Wednesday, October 20th, 2010

Commentary isn’t necessary, what could The Mayor possibly add to this?

Lame Email From Teachers Union Threatens Chris Christie With Death

Tuesday, April 13th, 2010

After asking teachers in the state of New Jersey to give up their 4 percent raise and to make bigger contributions to health care, Bergen County Education Association president Joseph Coppola sent this email out to teachers:

“Dear lord,’ this year you have taken away my favorite actor, Patrick Swayze, my favorite actress, Farrah Fawcett, my favorite singer, Michael Jackson, and my favorite salesman, Billy Mays. I just wanted to let you know that Chris Christie is my favorite governor.”

I suppose there are quite a few things a person can get upset about after reading that, but I think the thing that bothers The Mayor the most is the unoriginality of the email. I mean, The Mayor received that email in 1996 to his Hotmail account. Then again, an email like that is fitting to any teachers union in North America: unoriginal, unimaginative and outdated.

Joseph Coppola, the author of the plagiarized “prayer”, has since apologized, throwing himself on the mercy of bad comedy, but Chris Christie isn’t satisfied with that. He wants the head of Coppola on a school cafeteria plate. Some folks have suggested Chris Christie should just drop the whole thing, water under the bridge so-to-speak. But look at it this way: if a teacher in New Jersey caught one of their students sending out an email like the one Coppola sent out – but instead of Christies name, had Joseph Coppola’s name on it, or a teachers name ~egad~ what do you think would have happened to that child?

Well, for starters, a police investigation would be well under way. A team of child psychiatrists would be opening up the child’s head in order to reprogram the little delinquent, and the parents of the young rapscallion would probably be hauled off to face charges in some sort of court that deals with hate crimes and other crimes against humanity.

People are losing their jobs, their homes and their families. The depression is relentless and is affecting everyone. But look how the teachers union reacts when even the suggestion that their pay should remain the same – not lowered  – but just stays the same. How dare the Governor suggest that teachers should be treated like everyone else! My Lord, what next, take away their 2 months summer vacation, their March break, 3 weeks off at Christmas and their 7 hour work day? Ahhhhhhh, nooooo!!!!!!

What a sad bunch of critters, the revolution can’t come soon enough.

Google Restricting “ClimateGate” Searches

Tuesday, December 1st, 2009


Straight from Cbullit’s site to your eyes, it looks as if Google is up to its old shenanigans again. Again. Again. Again:

You can type all the way to c-l-i-m-a-t-e-g-a-t  and not get a prompt other than climate Guatemala. How about this search: Climb A Gyrating Dildo, you statist scumbags.

Here are the results on Bing, the Microsoft Search Engine using Firefox Browser.

Global Warming 15,300,000 results

Climategate 50,800,000 results

Interesting that the second suggestion item on Bing for “global warming” was “global warming hoax.”

Bing suggested Climategate straight up.

Google search for climategate at 6:14 EDT  10,700,000.

Google search for “google climategate” 380,000.

Bing search for “google climategate” 10,200,000.

Go to Soylent Green and start reading from the top. There’s oodles of great information that should keep you upset until well into the late afternoon.

Welcome To Government Healthcare

Monday, October 26th, 2009


From I Hate the Media –  ”Milwaukee residents lined up in the rain and waited hours for flu shots. Mike O’Keefe brought a sign that put the whole thing in perspective.”

Ants: Model for Human Society in View of Idiot Scientist

Friday, December 12th, 2008

So, here’s a gem from an interview with Edward O. Wilson, the father of “sociobiology” (the idea that behavior is a genetically acquired trait that is engendered in people through natural selection):

Are ants better at anything than humans?

Save The Planet–Tax Babies

Monday, December 10th, 2007

Writing in today’s Medical Journal of Australia, Associate Professor Barry Walters–medical *expert*–said every couple with more than two children should be taxed, to offset the carbon emissions the child will expound during the course of its life.

And what would the tax be?

A $5000-plus “baby levy” at birth and an annual carbon tax of up to $800 a child.

And that’s not all the good doctor is calling for–

…called for condoms and “greenhouse-friendly” services such as sterilisation procedures to earn carbon credits.

And he implied the Federal Government should ditch the $4133 baby bonus and consider population controls like those in China and India.

As evidenced by Toni Vernelli–the woman who chose sterilization to, as she put it, “protect the planet”, and more and more high-profile doctors, this line of thinking is becoming very popular.

The main argument the population control folk have is this: There are so many people on the earth using so many of earths resources, eventually the resources will run out and we will all die. Therefore, we need to curb the population as a measure to prevent this from happening.

Do you see how dismal this line of thinking is? It’s a *my way or the highway* thinking, there is no in-between or negotiation about this–you either curb the population or die.

There is no talk about how we can cut back on using earths resources, or talk about renewable energy, or any talk on how we can grow the worlds population in harmony with earths precious resources. According to the population control crowd, the time for talking is over, there is only one solution left.

This is what is so sad about the population control crowd: They give their followers NO hope for the future. The future is already written and it doesn’t include kids…or adults, for that matter. It’s a bleak future that only includes death and despair.

That’s the sad reason why Toni Vernelli got sterilized–she wasn’t given any hope for the future, only doom and gloom. The population control crowd doesn’t care about the environment, if they did, they would be coming up with ideas and hope for the future–a future that includes babies, adults, animals, ect.

The population control crowd are little more than death merchants, selling their idiolistic sickness to gullible people who think they are doing the world a favour. These are the people who should be shouted down and ridiculed, they are causing more harm than good. They also give a bad name to real environmentalists who want to offer the world hope and change, not death and destruction.

NEXT: Nine Rapists of 10 Year Old Girl Set Free

AND–British Lords Want Thick Bread Slices Banned

The World’s Five Greatest Statists

Monday, September 3rd, 2007

Owing to the overwhelming response to our summer project * , a preliminary list of entries is listed here:

1) Licinius, Emperor of Rome
2) Diocletian, Emperor of Rome
3) Domitian, Emperor of Rome
4) Franklin Rooseveldt, President of America
5) George Bush, President of America
6) Clara Fraser, feminist activist

In order to respect the ennoblement of incompetence and inefficiency by our multi-cultural elite (state dullardism), entries for The Worlds Five Greatest Statists have been extended. Those entries will be categorized as Class B, unless they are duplicates of our already existing entries (categorized as Class A), in which case, these Class B entries will be categorized as Class A2. Secret entries, to be revealed after the judges luncheon and seminar, are categorized as Class S. Other forms of secret entries have been designated by a Class structure that will not be made public. All rules relating to these Class X (but not really Class X) entries is entirely secret. Anyone knowing these secrets without authorization from the secret department that authorizes the authorization may be subject to some secret form of trial and penalty, on the other hand, those sufficiently clever to penetrate the bodyguard of lies that protects the secrets of the secretive secret society that really runs Mitchieville may just find themselves with a high paying job, a big house, a car, and a well stocked liquor cabinet.

Disqualification of judges, based on conjectured bias perceived by contestants, will only be considered if and when the contestants submit a declaration of conjectured bias, which can be obtained from the forms department of the Mitchieville Public Library. We welcome your complaints. Those judges disqualified will not be notified if the complainant can provide the neccessary funds to initiate a fair and objective secret trial; in the event that the contestant does not have sufficient funds, application for funds can be made through the office of the Taxspender’s Expediter, which welcomes applications 24/7 and can be reached through any public pay phone, free of charge. In no case will the contestant be informed if his disqualification of a judge has been accepted, its position in the process queue, or of any facts that may help his case for disqualification. In the unlikely event that a judge facing disqualification becomes aware of the bias against him/her, they shall be given a luncheon voucher and two drinks tickets to the staff bar and grill.

Judges retain the right to disqualify submissions based on secret criteria known, initially, only to themselves. They may be challenged by other judges to provide reasonable reasons, however, secret deals between judges (known only to themselves and the ArchJudge, who records and tithes such things) are freely allowable, provided that they are kept secret from anyone who might make trouble.

Given the hefty prizes offered for the winners, several potential entrants have played the race card, claiming racial preferences, quotas, and cultural differences (Jamaican Calendar) for relaxations to the rules. In the event that a contestant is claiming race card privilege, quota power, or a cultural difference, a three part form entitled ‘Claiming race card privilege, quota power, or a cultural difference‘ must be submitted at least 72 hours before the submission of the submission. Exceptions to the exceptions must by made by traditional forms of human communication using VISA, MasterCard, American Express, or Canadian Tire Optimum card.

Laundry expenses shall be paid at 250 percent of face value, as per the semi-secret employee agreement. Decisions of the judges shall not be valid unless all are present in the same room at the same time, with one witness per judge, unless this is impractical, in which case, they are valid. No more than two beverages per hour may be consumed by a judge, unless some other judge consumes more than two, in which case, a draw shall be held to see who fetches the next round from the fridge. Sandwiches shall be served without crusts, securely skewered with toothpicks made from rainforest timber. During any meeting of the judges, complementary shoe shines and ironing shall be done by servile members of the office staff.

I, Fenris Badwulf, forced others to write this while preparing to go out drinking at a night at the opera, while my staff suffered.