With the lack of posts in Mitchieville lately, from Friday night right through until Monday morning, one would think that The Mayor was doing weekends at some medium security prison for tax evasion or something. Hahaha, I can assure you that simply is not true ~loosens collar, starts sweating~.
The Mayor wanted a grande finale for Statue Week and I believe a statue of lactating men and women certainly accomplishes that. Look at the stream of breast milk spurting from those boobies, you could rinse the conditioner from your hair with that stuff.
And that concludes Statue Week, one of the most popular weeks in a long, long time. I have a lot of people to thank for that, but mostly all my thanks goes to me. So I’d like to take this opportunity to thank me. Thanks. I’m welcome.