I’m not sure how old Claudia Schiffer is in either of these pictures, but if I was to guess, I’d say she was 24 and 38. That’s going from left to right, for those of you who are blind like Andy.

Claudia Schiffer has maintained her good looks over the years, she’s obviously taken care of herself. I’m not sure what that thing is on her lip is in the picture on the right, perhaps a canker sore, or perhaps a small African bone. Either way, when you think of Claudia Schiffer, the lips are probably not the first thing you think about. Although I’m not sure what is. Maybe it’s her giant personality, or her curvy sense of humour. Or even her stupid shoes.

Wait. What?

Claudia Schiffer has been the most successful supermodel ever. I don’t know that for a fact, but I like going out on the ledge and saying things that may or may not be true. That’s what differentiates me and every other blogger in the world: they rely on facts, while I rely on generalities and possibilities. Hahaha- losers.

There’s something to be said for leaving things to your imagination. For instance, from where you’re sitting, the only thing that could make this girl better is if her belly button was full of chip dip, or rye. But what if you were allowed to scroll up, and what you find is your auntie Hazel’s head on this fine body? You’d be freakin’ shattered, wouldn’t you? Sure you would. No offense, but your Auntie Hazel is a cyborg. So let’s just leave this picture to our imagination and just go along with the thought that this chick has nerples you could hang a lab coat on, and a belly button full of booze or high caloric chip dippings.

And I took this picture directly from Steamboat’s site

I thought Fenris and I gave Dmorris a very generous gift for his birthday yesterday. Well, here’s a another gift for you Dmorris–it should help with your hangover.

We weren’t sure how to wrap these, but we figured you wouldn’t mind. On behalf of the citizens of Mitchieville, we would like to wish you a Happy Birthday and an even happier New Year. Who the hell wrote this? FENRIS!!!

So, you’re wondering what special power Supergirl has? She’s very buoyant. That’s not only a special power, that’s a special power from God. To us.