On the last episode of Survivor Mitchieville, Dave from Texas was booted off because, well, he wanted to leave. Tensions among both camps are high today, the men are coming down from nasty hangovers, while the women still haven’t eaten, had anything to drink and haven’t yet made base camp.
“I’m starving, I’ve even eaten all my fingernails”, said Carin. “Plus my big toe is missing”.
Haha, cry me a river, Carin, you still have 9 toes, some of us don’t have that many.
The contestants have been called together for a special edition of the Mission challenge. Today’s challenge is a fun one, it’s a dance-off. The rules are simple: The team with the best dance moves, as judged via satellite by The Mayor and Fenris, are the winners. However, to make things interesting, whoever is deemed the best dancer from the group will win immunity. Also, the team that is judged the best will get to eat fried chicken and drink beer, courtesy of, “Colonel Bob’s Chicken Emporium and Hubcap Sales”.
To make things more interesting, the contestants will be dancing in the viper pit on top of shards of broken glass.
DBS started off strong, like a man possessed. From a buck-and-wing, DBS quickly maneuvered into a bossa-nova, followed by a Russian country dance. DBS is on fire, it’ll be hard to send him home.
Samantha refused to dance, she just stood in the viper pit putting out the cool vibes. Perhaps another box of serpents will change her mind.
Bruce did the Chelsea shuffle, moving his thaaaang around like he was flagging down a taxi. It was something to behold.
Two Dogs isn’t dancing, oh no, he’s been bit by a viper. He’s not getting up. OMG, this will cost the Scavengers. Bruce and DBS are kicking Two Dogs, they’re really putting the boots to him. this is somewhat sad. Somewhat.
Music stops. Game over.
Fenris, Your Worship….who have you decided to give immunity to?
We have decided that Alice stays.
So be it. Amen.
And which team have you deemed the winners?
So be it, Amen.
As for you remaining Scavengers, I expect to see you assholes at The Concentration Wall in one hour.
Fast forward one hour.
You know the routine, assholes. This is the time when you vote for who you want off the island. Please, take you ballot and vote…
- Ballot 1–Two Dogs
- Ballot 2–Two Dogs
- Ballot 3–empty ballot
What’s going on here? Why didn’t you vote, Two Dogs? Hello? Two Dogs? Can he hear me? Oh no, (call the doctor, he’s not moving)
Ah, ya, soooooo, I suppose that means that Two Dogs is a goner….as in, he’s off the island.
Tune in next Tuesday for a special edition of Survivor Mitchieville–Sirnef Island, where two of the contestants from team SFOL will kiss.
I’m Geoff Probes, have a great week!