Are deep cavity searches your thing? Does the thought of being probed by fat, sweaty and smelly rent-a-cops turn your crank? Does spending hours upon hours in foreign and domestic airport security rooms being grilled by large men with weapons turn you on? Then these designer luggage bags are for you.
The Mayor can’t possibly see how these bags can be negatively interpreted, and I’m sure Ahkmed in Somalia will laugh as hard as Jose in Mexico when you come-a-strollin’ through airport security with one of these laugh-a-minute luggage bags strapped to your arm.
“Oh , you’re only pretending to have cocaine in your luggage? Hahaha, no, the joke is on me, welcome to Saudi Arabia.”
Good job. Now you’ll finally see all along that humour is universal and everybody LOVES a good laugh.