Archive for the ‘Tami Farrell’ Category

This Can Only End Well

Thursday, July 29th, 2010

Are deep cavity searches your thing? Does the thought of being probed by fat, sweaty and smelly rent-a-cops turn your crank? Does spending hours upon hours in foreign and domestic airport security rooms being grilled by large men with weapons turn you on? Then these designer luggage bags are for you.

The Mayor can’t possibly see how these bags can be negatively interpreted, and I’m sure Ahkmed in Somalia will laugh as hard as Jose in Mexico when you come-a-strollin’ through airport security with one of these laugh-a-minute luggage bags strapped to your arm. 

“Oh , you’re only pretending to have cocaine in your luggage? Hahaha, no, the joke is on me, welcome to Saudi Arabia.”

Good job. Now you’ll finally see all along that humour is universal and everybody LOVES a good laugh.

Tami Farrell And Her Views On Gay Marriage

Friday, June 12th, 2009


Newly crowned Miss California, Tami Farrell, when asked her view on gay marriage, had this to say:

Fox News host Neil Cavuto asked Farrell, who is Christian, on his show today:

“[Prejean] went out and said that a marriage is between a man and a woman. Do you share that view?”

Farrell responded in the affirmative with a simple, “Uh huh.”

“You do, OK,” said Cavuto.

Farrell quickly added: “I don’t think that I have the right or anybody has a right to tell somebody who they can or can’t love. And I think that this is a civil rights issue. And I think that the right thing to do is let the voters decide.”

I’m sure when Perez Hilton heard Tami Farrell’s views on gay marriage, he spat up a chunk of tube steak he was gnawing on.

At first I wasn’t convinced that many Americans had the same view on gay marriage that Barack Obama does, but I suppose I was wrong.