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Driving Test

Monday, December 13th, 2010

It’s been a few years since the Mayor opened up his driving handbook to refresh himself on the rules and regulations of the road. When faced with the question, “are you allowed to stay behind this bike?”, the Mayor can honestly say he’s not sure what the proper procedure is?

I do know one thing for certain: the young lady on the bike should be wearing a helmet. It would be a shame if something happened and she fell off her bike and cracked open her melon.

We, as global citizens, must protect women and their melons. The Mayor of Mitchieville vows from this day forward that he will do whatever it takes to help women and their melons.

Women and their melons are our future.

Help The Mayor help women and their melons.

This Is Only A Test

Friday, December 10th, 2010

I see 17 dolphins. Every time I look at that picture I spot a few more. And they’re doing disgusting things to each other. OMG, one of them is reading Margaret Atwood to the others. Where are the Japanese fishermen when we need them??!!

This Is Only A Test

Tuesday, November 9th, 2010

The Mayor sees two bowling balls hovering above the top of a trophy stand. THAT’s normal.

What did you see?

Really?!! Hey, there’s nothing wrong with that.

Testing, Testing 1, 2, 3…

Friday, October 15th, 2010

Via electronic letter, J.M. Heinrichs sent The Mayor an interesting quiz that I would like to share with you now. Here’s goes:

How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down.

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?

Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
Attend …. Except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer : The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.? This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and
You do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer:? You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the Professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.

The Mayor couldn’t get by the first question. A giraffe in a refrigerator? That’s keraaaaaaazy!

Another test

Thursday, August 14th, 2008

Testing, testing = test comment section.