Archive for the ‘That's Weird’ Category

Red Headed Sperm Need Not Apply

Wednesday, September 21st, 2011

Cryos, the world’s largest sperm bank (next to Lindsay Lohan, only difference is there are only deposits allowed at Lohan’s bank), is telling redheads that their sperm is not wanted anymore:

Demand for ginger-haired donors is so low that Cryos International says they needn’t bother donating.

“There are too many redheads in relation to demand,” Ole Schou, the director of Cryos, told the Danish newspaper, Ekstrabladet, according to London’s Telegraph.

Men with scarlett manes sell “like hot cakes” in Ireland, Schou said, but that’s about it.

Boy, that’s one hell of a comparison. Imagine being a successful hot cake vendor and someone asks you how business is, you can always reply, “Great, our hotcakes are selling like redheaded Irish sperm.”

The Mayor supposes the Viking look will never come back. When people think of redheads, they never think of people that look like this, this or this. They always think of people that look like this, this and this. And that’s a shame. That’s prejudice. Probably sexist or racist even. But you can’t fight personal choice. Hahaha, had ya going there, sure you can.

**When asked her opinion about red headed sperm, Paris Hilton replied, “I’ve only tried a few glasses, but I can’t tell the difference.”

***If you need someone to blame for this post topic, blame The Retired Geez, after all, he sent it to The Mayor via electronic letter.

Yup, That’s Pretty Weird Week

Monday, December 6th, 2010

When it comes to the internet, anything that is considered weird will quickly get outweirded by something else. When you think you’ve seen the weirdest thing ever, along comes something else that is so patently bizarre it makes the previous weird seem somewhat normal. It will get to the point where one day you will leave your house for work in the morning, open your door and step out into a Skittle rain shower, your neighbour will be on his porch scratching his back with a chainsaw; you’ll jump into your car that will be filled with shaving cream, and when you get to work, midgets will be sitting in a semi circle playing classical music using nothing but the power of underarm farts and and each others scrotum’s – and you won’t even blink.

Well, this video isn’t that weird, but it’s a good place to start the week.