Archive for the ‘The Beauty Of Nature’ Category

The Straight Poop

Wednesday, December 21st, 2016

One would think that after watching a woman have a big, stinking crap that the last thing on your mind would be making sweet love to said smelly buttoxed woman. Not in India though.

Just the opposite.

Something about the smell, or the grinded up facial expression, or the way they squat, sends Indian men a rapin’.

Sanjeep, is that Dipali having a shit? Oh yes, she’s so fine, here comes a rapin’!

Hindeed.

Demo Gives His Lovers The Triple Shot

Thursday, December 4th, 2008

Presently there are only 50,000 Bornean orangutans left in the wild. If there were more orangutans like Demo (in pic), we would have more orangutans in the world than cats:

A red-haired and red-blooded male orangutan is doing his bit for his endangered species by getting all three of his female zoo companions pregnant.

Demo – a virile 10-year-old Bornean orangutan – will soon be the father of three babies after mating with Gambira, Mali, and Chinta.

Staff at Paignton Zoo in Devon were amazed by the three pregnancies and are waiting anxiously for the births, expected within the next three months.

My heart tells me that Demo had romantic encounters with his lovers on three separate occasions. My mind tells me that Demo probably banged all three in some crazy orangutan orgy. My penis, well, it doesn’t tell me anything about this because quite frankly, unlike you, hearing about some orangutan having dirty sex does nothing to me.

You should be ashamed of yourself, heavens knows I am. Pervert.

Take one (or three) for the team, Demo.

When Plants Go Bad–Thursday Edition

Thursday, February 21st, 2008


Try to get your mouth around that sucker, I dare ya!

Nature In All Its Glory

Wednesday, February 20th, 2008


That’s one serious sexy rough bit of terrain. It would take at least a 4 x 4, and a weed whacker to mount enter that sucker.

When Plants Go Bad–Tuesday Edition

Tuesday, February 19th, 2008


Although nature disgusts me, sometime’s it can be pretty hawt.

When Plants Go Bad–Monday Edition

Monday, February 18th, 2008


Nature disgusts me.