Archive for the ‘The Last Supper’ Category

Today’s Special

Tuesday, August 24th, 2010

That sounds like a great deal. But being the smart guy that I am, I’ll just order 2 for the price of 4 and get TWO for free. Yup, doublin’ up my savings, I am.

Smrat.

Australian Factoids

Monday, June 14th, 2010

Todd from Oz doesn’t come around Mitchieville too often any more, but if he did, he would be the first to tell you that this may or may not be true. The Mayor tends to think it’s not true, something seems fishy about it. Or as the Aboriginals from Oz would say, “It’s Awl Bulshitt”.

The Blasphemy of Lisa Foggy

Monday, October 1st, 2007

As a good Citizen-Minister of Mitchieville, I take the time to read each and every post posted here. Imagine then my shock then tonight when the sacred pages of this blog, the blog that laughter built, were sullied by the image of womyn’s breasts at this post by Lisa Foggy.

Horrified by the sight of bare breasts on Mitchieville I read the accompanying article to see that an “artist friend” (read smut peddler) of hers had defamed one of Christianity’s most sacred paintings – The Last Supper (see related posts here, here, here and here.).

This is a shocking outrage. Not only is this an unconscionable defamation a historic piece of art, Lisa seeks to profit from it. The evidence is in, reparations are demanded, tithes must be paid – Lisa Foggy must withdraw her candidacy for Mayor of Mitchieville. Citizen-voters of Mitchieville are invited to attend an anti-Lisa rally tonight at 9:00 PM in front of the Mitchieville Public Library. Stop the outrage that is Lisa Foggy!

Vote Mitch, not *BITCH* on October 10!