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These Eyes Week

Friday, September 18th, 2009


As promised, here’s the Afghani girl from the cover of National Geographic, 1985. I’m sure none of you will remember her, as the only National Geographics you have ever read had pictures of naked pygmies with giant pointy nipples that you could hang a fur coat on, and areolas the size of Corningware dinner plates.

Anyway, the story of this girl has been covered by The Mayor before. If I remember correctly, that story bagged me my fifth Peabody Award. I have so many Peabody’s now, I use them as spittoons.

Andy, from Andy’s Redneck Ramblings – your home to all things pygmie/areola related, told me I should put the Guess Who song, These Eyes, up as part of These Eyes Week.

That’s a great idea, Andy, don’t mind if I do:

And that concludes These Eyes Week. And not a milli-second too soon.

These Eyes Week

Thursday, September 17th, 2009


I saved this picture a long time ago thinking it was that chick from the National Geographic picture, the Afghan girl. But it’s not, this girl is much cleaner. And she probably smells of vanilla.

I’m going to post the Afghani girl tomorrow, and then we’ll be done with this disaster I call These Eyes Week. I should have done These Breasts Week.

Go to Steamboat’s place, he’s got a girl on his front page that’s exposing an erect nipple. It could knock out an eye.

I think I brought this post around rather nicely.

These Eyes Week

Wednesday, September 16th, 2009


What would These Eyes Week  be without a picture of Marty Feldman? Now I know you probably expected five continuous days of pictures of beautiful women with gorgeous eyes, but not every day is Christmas, you’ve become spoiled, and every so often I have to throw the lovely ladies of Mitchieville a little man-meat to keep them all smiles.

And here you go ladies, lap this bad boy up.


These Eyes Week

Tuesday, September 15th, 2009



Everything these days seems PhotoShopped, so who really knows what this chicks eyes really look like. Her sockets could be filled with marbles for all I know. Which might actually come in handy.

Nevertheless, I’ve always been impressed by this woman’s eyes, they’re quite striking. And when I say I’ve always been impressed, I only found this picture 30 seconds ago. And when I say her eyes are striking, I’m not telling the truth. The truth is she’s probably an average looking humanoid, trying her damned-tootin’ hardestto be the bestest single mom she can be!

These Eyes Week

Monday, September 14th, 2009


They say that the eyes are the window to the soul. Now I’m not exactly sure who *they* are, but *they* always seem to be saying this that and the other, so from what I gather, *they* are some pretty smart folk.

Cicero did say, “The face is a picture of the mind as the eyes are its interpreter”, but he said it in Italian so it probably doesn’t exactly translate to what I just typed out, but let’s just go with it and move along.

The woman in the picture has very pretty eyes. And nice eyebrows. Small lips though, but that doesn’t make her any less human. Unless small lips are a big impediment toward you and who you can love. I understand if you reject her, I once dumped a girl because she had some nose hair. I don’t think it was hers.