As promised, here’s the Afghani girl from the cover of National Geographic, 1985. I’m sure none of you will remember her, as the only National Geographics you have ever read had pictures of naked pygmies with giant pointy nipples that you could hang a fur coat on, and areolas the size of Corningware dinner plates.
Anyway, the story of this girl has been covered by The Mayor before. If I remember correctly, that story bagged me my fifth Peabody Award. I have so many Peabody’s now, I use them as spittoons.
Andy, from Andy’s Redneck Ramblings – your home to all things pygmie/areola related, told me I should put the Guess Who song, These Eyes, up as part of These Eyes Week.
That’s a great idea, Andy, don’t mind if I do:
And that concludes These Eyes Week. And not a milli-second too soon.