If your curious as to what kind of treehouse $93,600 will get you, have a boo at the Cedar Spire in Kilmarnock, Scotland. Why would someone build a treehouse for $93,600? Perhaps they have more money than brains. By George, I think I nailed it!
Seeking to both bring new life to their lightning-struck 500-year-old cedar tree and facilitate an attractive play space for their children, the owners of this estate in Fife, Scotland, turned to Britain’s leading experts: the TreeHouse Co. They boldly constructed a 45-foot spire with cedar shingles, a copper turret, a side deck for entertaining the adults, two staircases with multilevel verandas, and a zip slide for fashionable escapes.
My parents made me play with an old boot. Sure, it doesn’t seem as much fun as a 100K treehouse, but that old boot was the best friend I ever had. I could tell it anything, and often I did. And that’s the reason why I had to drown that old boot, it knew too much. I couldn’t afford having that old boot ratting me out. I still miss it though, I miss its feel, i miss its touch. Perhaps I have said too much. Perhaps my story is turning you on too much for your own good. Hey, listen up pervert, go get your own old boot and make your own memories, and stop macking on mine.