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Unibrow Week

Friday, September 17th, 2010


Unibrow Week didn’t quite turn out as successful as I thought it would. If The Mayor had to rate Unibrow Week, I’d say it was slightly better than Cabbage Week, and just a notch below What’s That Stuck In My Bellybutton Week?

Tonight is the end of it though, and I’m sure I can speak for all of us when I say good riddance. See ya, wouldn’t want to be ya! Don’t let the door hitcha on the way out! Let’s have a good look at the back of your head!

This is the ultimate unibrow creature and I’ll be damned if I know what its name is. I suppose it’s from some sort of science fiction show, like Star Trek, or Star Wars or whatever. I never did watch sci-fi as a teenager, I was too interested in other things, like girls and having a social life, and friends. I suppose that’s what’s great about being a sci-fi fan: you never had any of those pesky girlfriend/friends/social life worries. The biggest worries the sci-fi crowd had was whether their retainer was too tight and whether it was smarter to roll into a ball or just cover your face and cry when being beaten up.

I can’t speak for the sci-fi crowd, but rolling up into a ball seems smart, as no one is ever going to be looking at your face any way.

The Mayor can really put these things into perspective.

Unibrow Week

Thursday, September 16th, 2010

The first thing(s) to come to The Mayor’s mind when I think of the male unibrow, is of some fat European dude who wears an Adidas tracksuit 24/7, smells like BO and devotes his life to the gayest sport ever played – soccer.

Keeping that in mind, the unibrow is the least offensive thing about him.

That was one terrific post.

Unibrow Week

Wednesday, September 15th, 2010

The drawn in unibrow is one thing (one horrific thing, that is), but I’m not sure what to make with the coffee stains around the young woman’s mouth? She would do well to clean herself up a bit, wash that dirty mouth of hers, and maybe even think about switching over to a non-caffeinated drink. After that, the world is her oyster. Maybe she could take up knitting, or skydiving.

Unibrow Week

Tuesday, September 14th, 2010

I have to say, the second most noticeable thing on this young woman has to be that unibrow she’s sporting. The first thing are those great big eyes she has. Both of them.

Does it make sense to describe her eyes as voluptuous? No? How about plump?

Okay, okay…..let’s just call them heavy and move along.

Unibrow Week

Monday, September 13th, 2010

Put those tears in this little bottle, Gypsy woman.

I’m not sure if this Gypsy woman has what is considered a mono or a unibrow, but one thing I know for certain: The Mayor will not be able to come up with a better mono/unibrow picture all week.

Yup, I’ve shot my bolt.

G’night folks!