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Florida – Sectionalized

Friday, September 3rd, 2010

I’ve done some extensive Florida traveling in my lifetime. When I was a boy, my father use to drive the family down to Florida for a couple of week’s at a stretch. We left Toronto and he drove pretty much non-stop right to the motel room. 24-28 hours of driving. We always stayed at the Tourist Trap over on the right there.

When I was 19 or so, my friends and I went to Florida numerous times. Did the same thing my father did; left Toronto and drove non-stop, 24-28 hours until we got to another Tourist Trap right below the first Tourist Trap on the right.

One year my buddies and I went exploring and made our way into redneck country. We stopped at a bar one afternoon and some dude tried to pick a fight with me. Things got ugly and he tried to bite my nipple off. I hit him with a pool cue. 50 times, or so. Good times, good times.

Everyone has a Florida story. I betcha even you do.

I Believe This Might Be A Play On Words

Sunday, July 18th, 2010

No matter how hard her parents tried to razor, Samantha never lost that bizarre sense of humour. At least that’s the way it abeard to me.

Valeri Bertinelli Is Looking Good

Saturday, March 28th, 2009

Valeri Bertinelli is looking so bloody fine in her green bikini that I don’t even care that this picture has been photoshopped to mighty hell.

Even though the photochopper had a field day with Valeri’s tummy, thighs and face, she’s looks so delicious that I’m sure if given half a chance YOU’D be having a field day on Valeri’s tummy, thighs and face. Deny it not, oh mighty liar head.

Valeri Bertinelli has lost 50 lbs on the Jenni Craig program and is now going to go on Oprah where the two will cry and reminisce what it was like to be fat. Valeri will actually have to use some long term memory for that segment, while Oprah will only have to look at her tree stump legs to get herself into the groove. Basically what I’m saying is that Oprah is a monster and swats fighter jets out of the sky with her giant hands.

Anyway, Valeri has a beautiful body, and this post should make up for the lack of female flesh Mitchieville has been lacking for a while.