Archive for the ‘Victoria Beckham’ Category

What Does This Remind You Of?

Sunday, March 7th, 2010

two-dogs

Maybe the title should read, “WHO does this remind you of?”

Hint: A blogger. A Mitchievillian commenter. From the southern USA.

When you figure out the answer, you will poo brix.

Victoria Beckham–The Smaller The Grapes, The Sweeter The Wine

Wednesday, July 4th, 2007

After being displayed with the rest of the Old Spice Girls last week, and completely showing them up, Victoria Beckham says she has no idea what all the fuss is about:

“Everyone keeps going on about my t**s – but they’re only a 32B.”

People really do need to relax and give their heads a shake…boobies…I mean, it seems everyone and their dad are completely obsessed…boobies….with Victoria Beckham’s breasts. What we need to realize….boobies…is that there is more to Victoria Beckham….boobies….than a couple of lumps on her chest. She is a living….boobies….breathing, loving….boobies….wonderful person who brings much joy…..boobies….to many people. Let’s stop talking…boobies….about Victoria Beckham’s chest and concentrate on the ….boobies…type of person she really is.

That is all (boobies)

Is Victoria Beckham Too Thin?

Wednesday, June 28th, 2006

Of course she isn’t, that sounds like a question a jealous fat chick might ask.

However, correspondent Nicole Lampert of The Daily Mail, seems to think that anorexics are looking at Victoria Beckham as their non-eating hero: a recent posting on a pro-anorexia website said:

“Beautiful children, beautiful husband and she, herself, is about perfect. I wonder if there is a published Victoria Beckham ‘diet’ out there?”

Another said: “I envy her thin legs and chest. She has beautiful bones sticking out of her chest.”

I don’t see any beautiful bones sticking out of Victoria’s chest, but I do fantasy about my beautiful bone laying on Victoria’s chest. Zing.

The rest of the article drones on about how thin Victoria is and the possibility that she might have an eating disorder.

Let me make this perfectly clear: Victoria Beckham does not have an eating disorder, she has a perfect body. Sure, she might have a face that you could carve a ham on, but her body is simply scrumpdillyicious. Anyone that thinks Victoria Beckham is too thin is either too fat or too stupid, with a large possibility that they may be both fat and stupid.

Ladies, let Victoria Beckham be your weight role model. If this means skipping every meal from now until Christmas, then do it, it’s worth it. Become Victoria Beckham, don’t be scared of bones sticking out of your chest, as a matter of fact, let this be your motto,: “The more bones sticking out of me means more bones that will be stuck in me”.

Truer words have never been spoken. So sayeth the Mayor, let the dieting begin.