Archive for the ‘Weddings’ Category

What Does This Remind You Of?

Sunday, March 7th, 2010


Maybe the title should read, “WHO does this remind you of?”

Hint: A blogger. A Mitchievillian commenter. From the southern USA.

When you figure out the answer, you will poo brix.

Wedding Week

Saturday, June 27th, 2009


Hillary should have known from the start that Bill wasn’t going to be faithful to her…

Maybe I’m reading this picture all wrong. From the size of the ass and legs on the woman in the flowery dress, maybe THAT’S Hillary. By George, I think I’m right.

And that concludes Wedding Week. Mercifully.

Wedding Week

Thursday, June 25th, 2009


I can state with 99.9999% accuracy, and that’s even without knowing the guy personally, that the groom of this delightful woman is a raging alcoholic. Then again, she just may well be the beauty out of the two. Which is bad news for the offspring. Well, it’s not bad news for the offspring as much as it is for anyone that has to look at the offspring. Either way, I’m hot for the chick with the roses, I’ve always dug broads with mustaches and breath that stinks of garlic.

Wedding Week

Wednesday, June 24th, 2009


I’m guessing this bride isn’t having a traditional Catholic wedding.

True story — the second time I got married, the Minister said something to the affect of, “Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?”, I was so out of it (not wasted, but hungover), I said, “Do I take this woman to be my lawfully wedded wife?”

The Minister just stared at me with that deer in the headlights look. And then I said, “Oh ya, yes I do. Uh huh.”

I said it was a true story, not an interesting or gripping one. Hey, not every day can be a chuckle-o-thon around here. Dmorris can attest to that.

Wedding Week

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009


I think it’s safe to say that nearly every woman alive dreams about her wedding day. What she will wear, what her Prince Charming will look like, every detail down to the invitations will have gone through the future brides mind. And of course, the words “I Do”. For this lovely bride, the words I Do started at an early age when she was first asked, “would you like extra chocolate syrup on your sundae?”

A few million I Do’s later, and there she is, looking radiant. And full.

Wedding Week

Monday, June 22nd, 2009


I’m sure Borat and his wife will be very happy.

I love weddings. I don’t actually care for the whole marriage/ceremony/speeches part of a wedding, but I do love the big meal and the free drinks. From a financial standpoint, weddings are a great deal. For about $60, or $100 a couple (gift), you get two excellent meals, enough drinks to get blottoed, maybe a band, a chance to dance and let loose, and then at midnight someone brings you a piece of a cake or a pastry or two. As I said, it’s a great deal.

What a completely average post this was. The sad part is, this may be the best post of the whole Wedding Week extravaganza. Yikes.