Archive for the ‘what's in a name?’ Category

But…

Monday, April 30th, 2012

And thank goodness there is somebody out there willing to take the time to research such important information.

What’s In A Name

Tuesday, February 28th, 2012

Just a name, or is he a braggart?

The Mayor reports, you decide.

What’s In A Name?

Monday, February 6th, 2012

No doubt he goes by the first name of Harry.

What’s In A Name?

Friday, January 27th, 2012

Isn’t that the name of the tiniest dinosaur in those Barney shows? You know, Barney, the purple dinosaur? I love you, you love me?

Ya right, pretend you don’t have a clue what The Mayor is talking about. Real nice. REAL nice.

Amish Gone Wild

Saturday, October 15th, 2011

Those Amish and their whacky ways:

BERGHOLZ, Ohio – The leader of a breakaway Amish group said an attack on fellow Amish in which a man’s beard was cut off was a religious issue stemming from long-standing resentment of his group’s treatment.

Sam Mullet, 66, said the goal was to send a message to Amish in Holmes County that they should be ashamed of themselves for the way they were treating Mullet and his community.

“We’d like to get up in the morning, be left alone, live like normal people,” Mullet said Monday. “They won’t leave us be.”

Mullet said he didn’t order the hair-cutting but didn’t stop two of his sons and another man from carrying it out last week on a 74-year-old man in his home in rural eastern Ohio.

“I didn’t order anything like that,” he said, and added: “I didn’t tell them not to, I’m still not going to tell them not to.”

Is The Mayor to believe the mastermind behind this heinous crime, the man who cut off the beard of a fellow Amish, is named Mullet? That’s like having a dentist named Chew, or the guy that cuts your hair to be named Barber. Or, having a urologist with the name of Penis.

The Mayor could go on and on, but that Penis joke was the perfect ending for a rather amazing post.

What’s In A Name?

Monday, September 26th, 2011

And right beside the President is the Executive Director, Angel “Food Cake” Aloma.”

But Robin Mahfood wins hands down. It has that whole Sherwood Forest thing going on.

What’s In A Name?

Monday, June 20th, 2011

I betcha if hurting someones feelings wasn’t a capital crime in Canada – punishable with large fines, potential jail term, and hundreds upon hundreds of hours of mandatory sensitivity training courses (not to mention the expensive and extensive legal process)  - the guy above would have his name made fun of.

Fortunately for him, he will never hear anyone ever make fun of his not-unusual and  not-not-funny name.

What’s In A Name?

Saturday, May 28th, 2011

Cousin of Ibindare Dundat.

What’s In A Name?

Thursday, January 6th, 2011

He will be sorely missed.

What’s In A Name?

Monday, September 27th, 2010

Cousin of Ben Dover and nephew of Dick Hertz, no doubt.

What’s In A Name?

Wednesday, August 18th, 2010

What’s In A Name? Well, in this name there’s a 70% German aperitif made with herbs and spices.

I guess I don’t have to point out that this wedding will definitely include an open bar. Not because of the couple’s booze sounding name, but because they’re Lutheran.

Public Skoolin’ Is Werkin’ Miraculls

Thursday, July 22nd, 2010

Wasn’t this the same person that won the MENSA challenge over on Andy’s site a few week’s ago?

Or WAS this the MENSA Teaser on Andy’s site a few week’s ago?

Participants: Pronounce this name; “Le-a”

**Thanks to Woosk