Welcome to another edition of one of the least participated in, least liked, and least respected posts that I put up on a semi-weekly basis: Welcome to Which Dick Said That?

In a way it’s odd that the smallest Dick, Dick Cavett, is actually the biggest dick of all three Dicks in the Dick gallery. Imagine, for being such a weasley little dick, Dick Cavett is actually a bigger dick that the giant Dick Butkus (the greatest name ever). Dick Cavett is even a bigger dick that the biggest Dick ever produced, Moby Dick.

What a dick.

This segment isn’t about trying to figure out which Dick is the biggest dick, however, it’s about trying to figure out which Dick is attributed to saying this…

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I’ve just come to the realization that Corn Flakes, although there is nothing overly special about them, is probably my favourite cereal in the world. They’re just so fresh and delicious, it’s a real taste sensation. I’m happy to have them in my mouth, and if they could talk, they would probably say that they are grateful to be  in my mouth.

For the second week in a row, Rebellious Todd successfully guessed the correct Dick. Proving once again, that when it comes to knowing Dick’s, Australian men are head and shoulders above any other nation in the world. Including Fwance.

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Rebellious Todd and Two Dogs correctly guessed last week that Richard Marx was the Dick who said the attributed quote to the said post in question. See what I did there? I lawyer talked. Perhaps from now on I will lawyer talk the crap out of this blog. Interesting. Anyhoo, Todd and Two Dogs have proven once again, when it comes to Dicks, they really know their stuff. I’m not suggesting anything by that comment, I just thought it needed to be said that Todd and Two Dogs know Dick and everything that comes out of Dick.

This week we have three new Dicks for you to look at. Suck those Dick’s up, breathe in their Dickness. Hey, it’s time for the jump, let’s go!

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Which Dick Said That? ™ has proven to be a bit of a disaster in terms of reader participation. Last week we had all of ONE response, which was actually the correct response funnily enough, but the lack of overall response has made me question whether or not this game is even worth paying.

HAHAHA, even if it’s not, I’m still playing it, I’m nearly out of original ideas! (more…)

Welcome to the first edition of *Which Dick Said That?* I wasn’t going to play this until next week, but I’ve had a mittload of rye and gingers tonight and I feel like trying something new.

This is easy peezy, lemon squeezy. I have selected a quote from one of the three Dicks in the picture–Richard the Lionheart, Richard Dreyful, and Richard Simmons. It is your job to guess Which Dick Said That.

There are no prizes for answering correctly, however, if all goes well, I will make you a cabinet minister and shower you with grant money. Hell, you can have DINO’S Senate seat for all I care (hardy harr harr).

So, let’s get started:

“The fame which preceded him fell far short of the truth when we saw him.”

Which Dick Said That?

**The pictures really lined up well, eh?