Here is the Who Is That Guy guy explaining why Sour Cream & Bacon chips are 40x better than ketchup chips. I believe his final sentence on the matter consisted of the words, “and if you don’t agree, you can kiss my wrinkled ass.” Man, he’s pretty standoffish for an old dude, eh?

The gentleman in the picture has been around for a long time, since Moses was a piker, from what I hear. He was born in Sweden – home of Swedish girls, apparently – and moved to the United States of American in the early 60’s. He has been in dozens and dozens of movies. Some say he has been in dozens and dozens and dozens and dozens of movies. Technically that is correct, but anyone who corrects The Mayor just for the point of getting some attention, well, they are unstable emotionally in my eyes.

You probably know who this is already, and I don’t know what else to tell you about him, other than he was in one of The Mayor’s favourite movies of all time – Strange Brew. Yes, the movie about Doug and Bob McKenzie. Haters gonna hate, and that’s exactly what you’re doing.

He has a ring on his finger, bags under his eyes and is wearing a knitted jacket from the look of things. Boy, fashion doesn’t sleep, but it’s sure taking a long nap on this fella.

Who Is This Guy?

Maybe the title should read, “WHO does this remind you of?”

Hint: A blogger. A Mitchievillian commenter. From the southern USA.

When you figure out the answer, you will poo brix.

There were so many people that correctly identified Sean Connery as the mystery person du jeur last week, that if I was to list all the correct identifiers, I would be typing out names for the next six hours. You have to admit, that is a lot of names. I know I’m a slow typer, but still, that’s a hell of a lot of names.

This week’s mystery a-hole (and I’m not even sure if he’s an a-hole, but I really like slandering people), is wearing a watch and smoking a smoke. Those are the only two hints you’re going to get this week, but I’m sure 93.4% of youz guys have already figured it out (Youz guys – haha, that’s priceless).

I know there are probably more than a few of youz (again, priceless) that think The Mayor’s hints are less than hints. And while I respect your opinion, I firmly believe my hints are pretty great hints. Sure, my hints don’t give the character away because they are unrelated to him in any shape or form. And sure, in context they make little to no sense whatsoever, but, hey – did you watch the Super Bowl last night? The Aints really kicked the Dolts in the balls, eh? And what score did The Mayor predict? Oh right, Aint’s 31 Dolts 24.

Pretty darn tootin’ close.

In other news, The Mayor totally took your attention away from the hints I laid out earlier. Youz guys are easily distracted (youz – haha – it never gets old).

I really like this picture of Alfred Hitchcock and his kids. I betcha he was a pretty good old man to have around the house. April Fool’s day would have been pretty amazing. Halloween would have been another story entirely. That’s my post, I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed bringing it to you. Salute!

Vonbock was the only person to identify Charles Manson as last week’s Who Dat? person. Wondering how the dillio Vonbock correctly identified Manson from such an obscure picture and a lack of clues to his identity, I did a little security work to find out who this Vonbock person really is.

Firstly, Vonbock’s IP address came back and as I suspected, it was from California State Prison(CSP)-Corcoran’s Security Housing Unit. Plus, I found out the only song on Vonbock’s MP3 player is Helter Skelter. Also, if you rearrange the letters in Vonbock’s name, it comes up as Charles Manson.

Not to worry though, Vonbock Manson, I’m a forgive and forget kind ‘o guy. Let’s consider everything you’ve done as water under the bridge. Time for a new start, wouldn’t you say? Let bygones be bygones.

Wow, look at me,I’m a liberal!

Who Dat person in today’s picture is, we may never know. To be fair, YOU may never know. I totally know. You? Not so much.

I only have one clue for you today: In old pictures like this one, his face looks eerily similar to that of Tom Hanks. The poor bastard.

I know, I know, that’s not a clue, that’s a statement of fact. So sue me. Well then, I guess I’ll see you in court then, big guy.

Who dat?

To find the last time we played Who Is That Guy?, you would have to go back to October 19. The corn was high in the fields, the litluns were a month back into school, and Grandpa was just getting sentenced for the crimes he perpetrated against those lovely sororety girls back ion 2004. Good times, good times.

Dmorris, Paul Mitchell of Two Dogs fame, and Nicoleall knew that the Who is That Guy? guy was none other than Lance Henriksen. Marc in Calgary, Godless Commie, and Wolfie had no idea it was Lance Henriksen, and that’s the reason why, to this day, I still mock and ridicule those three men. I mean, it’s Lance effin’ Henriksen, man!

Today’s mystery character was born in 1954 in a country we Canadians like to call “Canada”. Canada is a Cree word meaning, “Those who will come from far away to collect government cheques.” I have to say, the Indians really had us pegged from the start.

He played the President in National Treasure, he was in Thirteen Days, and played someone or another in the newest Star Trek movie, which, I have to say, is a darn good flick.

He was born in Quebec to a French mother and a father who was born in British Columbia, meaning, he probably likes to get high and then throw temper tantrums. Cuz west coasters are stoners and the French have nasty tempers. Nasty tempers, but beautiful hair. It all makes sense.

I can’t think of anything else to tell you about this guy, because I don’t really know anything else about him. Hmmmm, let’s see – he was also in Firehouse Dog and Capote, and I believe he started out his acting career in the movie First Blood with that stuttering half-wit Sylvester Stallone.

That’s all from memory, so I might have a few things screwed up, like the First Blood info, but since I refuse to Google his name up, or check any sources to verify this information, this is all you are going to get.

Who Is This Guy?

If there was ever a better example of a Hollyweird star that you see all the time in movies but yet never remember the poor clods name, I can’t think of it. This cat has been in 158 movies and TV shows over his illustrious career, been professionally acting for the better part of 40 years, and has been nominated for 4 Golden Globes, yet whenever I see him on screen, the only thing I can think to say is, “Hey, there’s that guy with the face.”

While it can be argued whether he is an A or a B actor, the one thing that is beyond argument is that I look fantastic in my snug cotton/poly-blend sweater I bought Saturday at The Bay. What does that have to do with this segment? Not an awful lot really, I just thought I’d give you a kickin’ visual that you can take with you all week.

The reason I’m posting this guy is because TLDG and I watched the movie Screamers II last night and he was in it. Neither TLDG or I could remember his name, but Screamers II was a movie we’ll never forget. And not in a good way. Watching that movie was slow torture, like being strapped to a board while a pack of cats blow nose air from their nostrils right onto your face.

Not that I have given you any information about this guy, but what I have given you may have been too much. I’m generous to a fault, just ask the sperm bank, they’ll confirm that for you.

Who is that Guy?

TLDG and I were watching a movie last night when this guy popped up on the screen. I immediately recognized him and said to TLDG, “that’s Tony Rozzi, that little dick owes me $25″. It turns out that it isn’t Tony Rozzi, but if you are Tony Rozzi, don’t think for one second that I forgot about the $25 you owe me, you little dick.

Anyway, this not-Tony Rozzi guy has been in nearly 200 feature films. That’s mind-boggling. I’ve only engaged in one other activity in my life that consisted of doing the same thing 200 times. Actually, I’ve probably already done that activity over 200 times this year. But this post is hardly about me, and all about the guy that looks like that little dick Tony Rozzi. Have I mentioned he owes me a small amount of money?

This actor was born in Long Island, New York, in 1954. He was nominated for an Oscar in 1993, but lost. He has been nominated for a whole slew of things, but always comes up on  the Algore side of winning when the chips are down.

Anyway, that’s pretty much all I know about him. I do know that I like him though. I’d absolutely let him buy me a few beers, and probably wouldn’t get too upset listening to his stupid Hollyweird stories. That’s the type of guy I am though — patient to a fault.

So there you have it. A decent fella, been in a ton of movies, and unlike little dick Tony Rozzi, has no outstanding debt to The Mayor.

Who is that guy?

I have been given a request  (and for once it didn’t start off with the words, “If you don’t stop harassing me I’m calling the cops) to see if anyone can name the person in the picture. Haha, I didn’t really word that right, what I meant to say is, if anyone knows who the person is in the picture, can you please tell me who that person in the picture is? Wait, that was terrible. Who in this picture is person is?

I’m sounding like a fool. Just tell me if you know who the picture person might is. Whew, finally got it right. Yet I’m going to ask it one more time:

Est-ce que n’importe qui sait qui la personne dans l’image est?

Puits ?

For those of you that have seen the movie Road Trip, today’s Who Is That Guy?  is a slam dunk. For those of you that haven’t seen Road Trip, you’re missing a movie that revolves around a lanky boy who is addicted to Canadian maple syrup and goes to great lengths, even a road trip, to find a cure for his addiction. It’s really quite a fascinating movie, well worth the $6.00 in rental charges.

The Who Is That Guy? guy was born in Nashville, University educated in London, England, where he studied English and Literature, and then moved back to Nashville where he attended University again and studied more subjects that are equivalent to basket weaving courses.

As well as Road Trip, our 6″2′, 125lb soaking wet actor was also in such movies as Numb3rs, All About Steve, Hustle & Flo, and a host of other unwatchable pieces of useless, embarrassing trash.

Another interesting morsel is that this guy was/is also a fashion model, was diagnosed with Hodgkin’s lymphoma at age 14, and well, that’s it actually, he leads a rather sheltered life, I guess.

As I mentioned earlier, Road Trip is this guys claim to fame, at least in my eyes. Maybe you recognize him from something else, anything’s possible.

Soooooooo, Who Is That Guy?

It’s hard to believe that the last time we played Who Is That Guy? was way back on March 17. That was back before the Global Swine Fly Pandemic™, before the streets were littered with the stinking corpses of the flu’s victims, and before the world drew its last healthy breath.

And if you’re keeping score, which you aren’t, you will find that Go_Fish was the only person to correctly identify Ian Ambercrombie as the Who Is That Guy? guy.

Good job, Go_Fish, but now that your brain is addled with the deadly Global Swine Flu Pandemic™ contagions, let’s see if you can go 2 for 2.

TLDG was flipping around the stations when she happened upon the character in the picture. She asked me if I knew who it was, I said I didn’t. She then said, “really?” and I answered her with a “yes”.

True story. Tell your friends.

But even though I didn’t know the name of this person, I knew of  this person, which made him an immediate candidate for this very average feature.

A Cambridge, Massachusetts born lad, he started on Broadway and ended up in Hollyweird, acting in such shows as Hill Street Blues and Max Headroom. He was also in Dear John, Bob, and movies such as Crocodile Dundee and some other shit that isn’t memorable in the least.

Okay, I will give you one more giant clue: He is also in the new sitcom with that Bob Saget fella, Surviving Suburbia.

Not much to go on, I know. I actually only remember him in Dear John, where he played the sleezy guy with the smart mouth. How Hollyweird develops such imaginative and unique characters is beyond me.

Do you know who this person is, would you like to take a guess? You would? How lovely, now get your sweet ass into the comment section and make your guess.

Who Is This Guy?

If you went all the way back to March 3, you would find out two interesting things: 1) Your ability to time travel is more than just a silly parlour trick, it is a useful means to change the world, and 2) Steamboat McGoo  correctly identified Daniel Stern as the Who Is That Guy?  guy. Good on Steamboat, usually N. O’Really has that feature wrapped up every time.

TLDG and I were doing each others nails and watching Army of Darkness last Saturday (truth be told, we watched 5 minutes of it), when we saw a true Who is that Guy? appear on our screen. I remember this cat from a bunch of Star Wars Clone Wars movies, How I Met Your Mother, the Seinfeld show (he was Mr. Pitt) and a bumload of other barely watchable movies.

He seems like a nice guy, someone who I would be able to tell an off-colour joke to. Someone who would listen to my stories and not judge me or think bad of me even after I told him that I secretly like to roll around in margarine and let bees sting me. I suppose that’s not really a secret any more. Bzzzzzzz.

This actor was born September 11, 1936, in some country called England. He’s the cousin of jazz guitarist John Abercrombie–and if that cinches the deal for you and NOW you know who it is, you are officially banned from this site.

There’s not much more to say about him. He’s been around since Moses was in tadpole swimming, he’s a decent chappie, and I could kick his ass in an arm wrestling fight.

Who Is That Guy?