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Why Can’t I Find A Job Week?

Wednesday, April 8th, 2009

I’m having a hard time coming up with some recommendations on what jobs to tell this young woman she should strive for, but there are a few I can say she should try to avoid. For instance, she may not want to send her resume in to any telemarketing companies because, well, that’s self-explanatory. Food taster is out, umpire is no good, interpreter would never work and prostitute is out of the question. Actually, prostitute may not be out of the question, but I can’t say for certain those are the only lips that are bound shut. Get it, I made a vagina joke.

Why Can’t I Find A Job Week?

Tuesday, April 7th, 2009

So, how long have you been an Early Childhood Educator, Spaz?

I suppose if Spaz is looking for a job, he should consider being a chef–for the obvious reason: He comes equipt with his own cutlery. 

Is that how you spell equipt?

Why Can’t I Find A Job Week?

Monday, April 6th, 2009

Since the job of Devil has already been taken, and all of Satan’s apprentices now work in the White House, it’s going to pretty hard for this unit to find a job.

I suppose though that without degenerates like this, silver horn manufacturers would go out of business. And we don’t need another segment of the population relying on bailouts.