Women are terrible when it comes to drinking out of water receptacles. Being liberal, The Mayor would say only 3 – 5% of women are able to hit their mouth when drinking water out of a bottle. The rest of the time, after a woman takes a drink, it looks like a pregnant woman burst water puddle. Holy freakin’ dam bust, Batman. Granted, when a woman goes to drink water, and it falls all over her face and chest, it’s just about the sexiest thing ever to see. Put it this way, if you’ve ever seen a hot woman drink water, pray to any God but the Christian God you’re not wearing bicycle shorts. Wink wink, nudge nudge..
You know another thing women can’t do? Spit very well. The Mayor will leave that for another day.