Archive for the ‘X-rayted’ Category


Wednesday, November 12th, 2008

31 year old Luo Cuifen went to the doctor complaining of blood in her urine. X-rays revealed that Luo had 26 sewing needles embedded in various vital organs: the lungs, liver and kidney. I’m not sure how everything worked out for this poor woman, but this article tells me she will have to go through a series of operations to remove the needles.

Why on earth would this woman have 26 sewing needles in her?



Thursday, November 6th, 2008

When asked how Timmy was feeling after swallowing all that money, the doctor said, “little change.” Thank you, you’ve been a wonderful audience.

Generally if I’m out of cash and I need some money for milk or bread, or an IPod, I check the couch for some loose change. I wish I had a kid like this around my place, the next time I ran out of change I’d just hold the kid by the ankles and shake a few bucks out of him. The kid’s like a walking ATM. Betcha he shits loonies!