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X-Rayted

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008

31 year old Luo Cuifen went to the doctor complaining of blood in her urine. X-rays revealed that Luo had 26 sewing needles embedded in various vital organs: the lungs, liver and kidney. I’m not sure how everything worked out for this poor woman, but this article tells me she will have to go through a series of operations to remove the needles.

Why on earth would this woman have 26 sewing needles in her?

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X-rayted

Thursday, November 6th, 2008

When asked how Timmy was feeling after swallowing all that money, the doctor said, “little change.” Thank you, you’ve been a wonderful audience.

Generally if I’m out of cash and I need some money for milk or bread, or an IPod, I check the couch for some loose change. I wish I had a kid like this around my place, the next time I ran out of change I’d just hold the kid by the ankles and shake a few bucks out of him. The kid’s like a walking ATM. Betcha he shits loonies!