Using the strange powers of the occult sciences, you can ward off the effects of the malignant forces loose upon the Earth. Just watch this vid; be transported back to the gravy years of the ‘feed myself first’ baby boomers; and then the magick starts. Muah ahh hah haha
Drink in the life force of the over pensioned, self satisfied, ability challenged, baby boomers. Channel your inner spider.
Oh happy thought: Obama will be getting re-elected! My heart skips a beat! Everyone can openly agree that this is the best of all possible outcomes. Anyone who opposes Obama is a racist, after all. Let us look at the wonderful future that is marching into present reality like a pipe and drum band on an early morning.
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This shocking video, one of a long, long series that hurt feelings and lead to youth crime and embassy looting, is but the tip of the iceberg. How soon before government underfunding leads to some sort of Burn a Koran Day? Ugh.
Send me your money to fund a telemarketing effort to gather funding to fund research into a sustainable lobby group that seeks government funding that alludes to this problem. Send me your money now.
What better way to begin your day than with your beloved beside you in bed. In Canada studies show your chances of dying of exposure in winter is greatly reduced if you share your bed with someone you love. Sleeping with a large dog is not as effective (asthma is more likely); cats do not provide enough thermal energy; and the shocking unpublished statistics on same sex partnericide caused by fighting over the duvet are best left suppressed. And after you wake up, after your morning wake up chores (like putting in your teeth or strapping on your prosthetic leg) comes the most important meal of the day: breakfast. And what says I love you more than a breakfast featuring the worlds most perfect food: prunes. (more…)
During WW1, federal intelligence agencies feared that German spies were operating on American soil, and quickly expanded their operations and networks. In particular, American intelligence units thought that Pittsburgh’s Mill District was the hotbed of German spy activity. It wasn’t. There were no German spies in the Mill District. However, there were lots and lots of commies. And after American intelligence agencies infiltrated the unions – the IWW (Industrial Workers’ of the World) and other radical labour groups, they found out that under every dirty, filthy rock, a commie would appear like cockroaches running from disinfectant. Or, like a Democrat runs from the word God. Truth, go watch the democrat convention for yourself. Or watch this video.
As a manager in a caring public institution I am always looking for new ways to create formal and informal motivational strategies to stimulate staff into superior performance. You can motivate with rewards. You can motivate with reason. It is time to think outside the box and motivate with fear.
Tell them they are going to lose their job. This is always a fun thing to do. I have spent many a happy afternoon watching some wretch break down into tears and beg for his job. They make confessions. They denounce other workers. A staff member who begs to keep his job is staff member worth keeping, I say. The shards and broken pieces of the human spirit are but coke to the smelter of success. To this day I get my shoes shined by broken spirited wretches who live in fear of termination. They even supply the polish. The army has spit shine, but I, Fenris Badwulf, get my shoes tear shined. Ha ha ha.
Tell them you are going to hurt them. Threats of physical violence are undervalued by modern management theorists. They work for me. Put fear into their heart. Stare them in the eyes and adopt your ‘angry wolf’ look.