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I do not get up to the surface as much as I used to, I must admit. Life is good down in the survivalist bunker community up here in Bruce County, Ontario. Today, I am ‘up top’ to go on a foraging expedition: we have run low on sandwich pickles.
These ugly rumors about Romney winning are to be squashed. If Obama does not win, how can we expect a quick collapse of civilization? The Community has plenty of resources devoted to rebuilding; lots of people with those skill sets needed to rebuild Atlantis.
The Great Dying cannot come soon enough. So why are people pushing it back? As one of the comments in this article notes, both parties are heading to the abyss. So, let us get there faster … Vote Obama.
Meanwhile, I am back to the bunker lifestyle. Poker, hockey re-runs, gluttony, endless hours of orgies at the underground swimming pool, and conversations in the map room.
Using the strange powers of the occult sciences, you can ward off the effects of the malignant forces loose upon the Earth. Just watch this vid; be transported back to the gravy years of the ‘feed myself first’ baby boomers; and then the magick starts. Muah ahh hah haha
Drink in the life force of the over pensioned, self satisfied, ability challenged, baby boomers. Channel your inner spider.
Between the entry of Justin Trudeau into the Liberal leadership race, the fall of the demon Romney in the presidential debate, you gotta just let the love in. All will be OK.
Everything is going according to plan. Relax. Take your Lobotomyl.
This quaint song speaks of redistribution of income, open borders, and resolution of conflict.
The great goal of the Blue Bonnets was the ancient city of York. Its’ modern namesake, Toronto, will do in a pinch. Can ye k’en donning the blue bonnet and sacking Toronto? Aye.
After watching this video, the first thing you will mumble under your coffee stank breath is, “What in the holy hell did I just watch?”
Accept it, then move on.
Oh happy thought: Obama will be getting re-elected! My heart skips a beat! Everyone can openly agree that this is the best of all possible outcomes. Anyone who opposes Obama is a racist, after all. Let us look at the wonderful future that is marching into present reality like a pipe and drum band on an early morning.
Where to start?
This shocking video, one of a long, long series that hurt feelings and lead to youth crime and embassy looting, is but the tip of the iceberg. How soon before government underfunding leads to some sort of Burn a Koran Day? Ugh.
Send me your money to fund a telemarketing effort to gather funding to fund research into a sustainable lobby group that seeks government funding that alludes to this problem. Send me your money now.
What better way to begin your day than with your beloved beside you in bed. In Canada studies show your chances of dying of exposure in winter is greatly reduced if you share your bed with someone you love. Sleeping with a large dog is not as effective (asthma is more likely); cats do not provide enough thermal energy; and the shocking unpublished statistics on same sex partnericide caused by fighting over the duvet are best left suppressed. And after you wake up, after your morning wake up chores (like putting in your teeth or strapping on your prosthetic leg) comes the most important meal of the day: breakfast. And what says I love you more than a breakfast featuring the worlds most perfect food: prunes.
I suspect that the right white wing down in the US of A have their own version of dead people voting.
What can you say about the Earl of Montrose?
During WW1, federal intelligence agencies feared that German spies were operating on American soil, and quickly expanded their operations and networks. In particular, American intelligence units thought that Pittsburgh’s Mill District was the hotbed of German spy activity. It wasn’t. There were no German spies in the Mill District. However, there were lots and lots of commies. And after American intelligence agencies infiltrated the unions – the IWW (Industrial Workers’ of the World) and other radical labour groups, they found out that under every dirty, filthy rock, a commie would appear like cockroaches running from disinfectant. Or, like a Democrat runs from the word God. Truth, go watch the democrat convention for yourself. Or watch this video.