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Sunday, October 21st, 2012

I do not get up to the surface as much as I used to, I must admit. Life is good down in the survivalist bunker community up here in Bruce County, Ontario. Today, I am ‘up top’ to go on a foraging expedition: we have run low on sandwich pickles.

These ugly rumors about Romney winning are to be squashed. If Obama does not win, how can we expect a quick collapse of civilization? The Community has plenty of resources devoted to rebuilding; lots of people with those skill sets needed to rebuild Atlantis.

The Great Dying cannot come soon enough. So why are people pushing it back? As one of the comments in this article notes, both parties are heading to the abyss. So, let us get there faster … Vote Obama.

Meanwhile, I am back to the bunker lifestyle. Poker, hockey re-runs, gluttony, endless hours of orgies at the underground swimming pool, and conversations in the map room.

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Tuesday, October 16th, 2012

Using the strange powers of the occult sciences, you can ward off the effects of the malignant forces loose upon the Earth. Just watch this vid; be transported back to the gravy years of the ‘feed myself first’ baby boomers; and then the magick starts. Muah ahh hah haha

Drink in the life force of the over pensioned, self satisfied, ability challenged, baby boomers. Channel your inner spider.

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Thursday, October 4th, 2012

Between the entry of Justin Trudeau into the Liberal leadership race, the fall of the demon Romney in the presidential debate, you gotta just let the love in. All will be OK.

Everything is going according to plan. Relax. Take your Lobotomyl.

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Sunday, September 30th, 2012

This quaint song speaks of redistribution of income, open borders, and resolution of conflict.

The great goal of the Blue Bonnets was the ancient city of York. Its’ modern namesake, Toronto, will do in a pinch. Can ye k’en donning the blue bonnet and sacking Toronto? Aye.

Musical Interlude

Thursday, September 27th, 2012

After watching this video, the first thing you will mumble under your coffee stank breath is, “What in the holy hell did I just watch?”

Accept it, then move on.

Dancing under the Mango Tree

Sunday, September 23rd, 2012

Oh happy thought: Obama will be getting re-elected! My heart skips a beat! Everyone can openly agree that this is the best of all possible outcomes. Anyone who opposes Obama is a racist, after all. Let us look at the wonderful future that is marching into present reality like a pipe and drum band on an early morning.

Where to start?

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Thursday, September 20th, 2012

This shocking video, one of a long, long series that hurt feelings and lead to youth crime and embassy looting, is but the tip of the iceberg. How soon before government underfunding leads to some sort of Burn a Koran Day? Ugh.

Send me your money to fund a telemarketing effort to gather funding to fund research into a sustainable lobby group that seeks government funding that alludes to this problem. Send me your money now.

Have you told someone you love them today

Wednesday, September 19th, 2012

What better way to begin your day than with your beloved beside you in bed. In Canada studies show your chances of dying of exposure in winter is greatly reduced if you share your bed with someone you love. Sleeping with a large dog is not as effective (asthma is more likely); cats do not provide enough thermal energy; and the shocking unpublished statistics on same sex partnericide caused by fighting over the duvet are best left suppressed. And after you wake up, after your morning wake up chores (like putting in your teeth or strapping on your prosthetic leg) comes the most important meal of the day: breakfast. And what says I love you more than a breakfast featuring the worlds most perfect food: prunes.
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Wednesday, September 19th, 2012

I suspect that the right white wing down in the US of A have their own version of dead people voting.

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Saturday, September 15th, 2012

What can you say about the Earl of Montrose?

Mill District, Pittsburgh, 1940

Wednesday, September 5th, 2012

grofjardanhazy:  Mill District, Pittsburgh, 1940 január Fotó: Jack Delano

During WW1, federal intelligence agencies feared that German spies were operating on American soil, and quickly expanded their operations and networks. In particular, American intelligence units thought that Pittsburgh’s Mill District was the hotbed of German spy activity. It wasn’t. There were no German spies in the Mill District. However, there were lots and lots of commies. And after American intelligence agencies infiltrated the unions – the IWW (Industrial Workers’ of the World) and other radical labour groups, they found out that under every dirty, filthy rock, a commie would appear like cockroaches running from disinfectant. Or, like a Democrat runs from the word God. Truth, go watch the democrat convention for yourself. Or watch this video.

Motivation by fear

Monday, August 27th, 2012

As a manager in a caring public institution I am always looking for new ways to create formal and informal motivational strategies to stimulate staff into superior performance. You can motivate with rewards. You can motivate with reason. It is time to think outside the box and motivate with fear.

Tell them they are going to lose their job. This is always a fun thing to do. I have spent many a happy afternoon watching some wretch break down into tears and beg for his job. They make confessions. They denounce other workers. A staff member who begs to keep his job is staff member worth keeping, I say. The shards and broken pieces of the human spirit are but coke to the smelter of success. To this day I get my shoes shined by broken spirited wretches who live in fear of termination. They even supply the polish. The army has spit shine, but I, Fenris Badwulf, get my shoes tear shined. Ha ha ha.

Tell them you are going to hurt them. Threats of physical violence are undervalued by modern management theorists. They work for me. Put fear into their heart. Stare them in the eyes and adopt your ‘angry wolf’ look.