The Mayor of Mitchieville
As Mayor of the 49th fastest growing community in NE Durham Region, Ontario, Canada, North America, The World, comes great power. And with great power comes great responsibility. And with great responsibility comes great leadership. And with great leadership comes, oh I don’t know, let’s just say, *other stuff*. I have green eyes, and I dig the Olson Twins. Yes, even the one with the crooked smile.
Sargon the Magnificent is Canada’s foremost financial astrologer. A student of the occult arts since University, he dabbles in most everything, except telemarketing. He can see into people. He lives, against his will, in Toronto. He watches people to see if they deal from the bottom of the deck, and he likes cats.