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The Mayor of Mitchieville
As Mayor of the 49th fastest growing community in NE Durham Region, Ontario, Canada, North America, The World, comes great power. And with great power comes great responsibility. And with great responsibility comes great leadership. And with great leadership comes, oh I don’t know, let’s just say, *other stuff*. I have green eyes, and I dig the Olson Twins. Yes, even the one with the crooked smile.
MapMaster
MapMaster (M.Sc. Geography) is a remote sensing analyst at the Catchment Research Facility in London, Ontario, Canada, specializing in hydrological modeling and geochemical feature extraction from SAR and optical remote sensing data. As a political writer at The London Fog since 2003, MapMaster’s trenchant observations and analyses have resulted in a 0.0001 per cent shift in municipal policy decision-making over the past five years. His contributions to political science and philosophy are predicted to achieve widespread practise in several thousand years.
Lisa
A long time multicultural resident of London, Ontario, Olds, Alberta and Mitchieville, Lisa is renowned for her culinary talents and her efforts to correct sexist imbalances. Founding member of *BITCH* and former Mayor of Mitchieville in 2007 before she was oppressively usurped by the drunken hordes, Lisa will one day be Mayor of Mitchieville again. Salvation is at your fingertips.
Mike
“Mike is a founding member of The London Fog (thelondonfog.blogspot.com). He helps people to share their knowledge, to learn from each other, to innovate, and to work together effectively to make a difference.
“Mike doesn’t ask for much — just a short list of basics such as food, shelter, health care, and, of course, our companionship. He offers far more in return, teaching us about love, improving our emotional and physical health, and providing us with unconditional affection and friendship.
“Mike is a natural teacher. He helps people of all ages learn about responsibility, loyalty, empathy, sharing, and unconditional love — qualities particularly essential to the healthy development of new media and high-value-added content in the context of Web 2.0. There is an established link between how people treat Mike and how they treat each other. Kindness to Mike is a lesson that benefits people outside Mitchieville, too.
“Mike is good for our emotional and physical health. Caring for him can provide a sense of purpose and fulfillment and lessen feelings of loneliness and isolation in all age groups.
“Mike’s companionship also helps lower a person’s blood pressure and cholesterol levels. Put simply, Mike isn’t just a good friend, he is good medicine.”
Fenris Badwulf was born at midnight in Vancouver, British Columbia. He comes from working class stock, an extended family of taxpayers. In University, when others received grants based on everything but ability, he turned to telemarketing to survive. Later, he took up service for The Mayor of Mitchieville where he writes. The Pen is Mightier than The Sword is the motto written on his computer. Above his desk is a poster for the movie March or Die.
Sargon the Magnificent is Canada’s foremost financial astrologer. A student of the occult arts since University, he dabbles in most everything, except telemarketing. He can see into people. He lives, against his will, in Toronto. He watches people to see if they deal from the bottom of the deck, and he likes cats.