The Mayor isn’t known for being able to come up with decent captions to pictures, but he’s going to give it a try today. Here goes: “Hey, you filthy, diseased alcoholic, get out of the water before I smash your skull in with my giant boat.”

Perhaps you can do better, you seem to have a better imagination than The Mayor. Like the time you ate french fries with applesauce. You’re keraaaazy!